Chastity Bono has revealed today that she is in the early stages of changing her gender, to transition from living as a woman to living as a man. From the looks of things, this should only take another hour or so. Someone get her a tie and she’ll be done. TMZ says…
“Yes, it’s true — Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity,” confirmed Bono’s publicist, Howard Bragman.
“He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago.”
A report in the British Journal of Psychiatry said the suicide rate for people after a sex change is 1.9 percent. That’s 17,000 times higher than the suicide rate in the US (0.000111 percent). So it seems the problem is these problem are trapped in the wrong body, and once they get some things chopped off, everything will finally be ok. I also think that if you’re computer is acting funny, try sawing your keyboard in half. Don’t waste time with software or whatever, it sounds to me and Chastity Bono that the problem is your computer was destined to have a keyboard that’s been sawed in half.
UPDATE - tmz was sort of coy about it but back in April, Ted Casablanca on E! said Chastity was pitching a reality show around town that would document her “sex-change operation.” So it would seem this isn’t just hormones and a hat. She seemingly wants a penis made by inserting prosthetic testicles and slicing a tendon behind her clitoris so it will flop around between her legs. To push the Terror from a 10 to an 11, maybe they can fill her new nuts with cobra venom that she can shoot into your eyes.
COUSIN IT.
Now that she is going to be a fat man will she.him/shim/it/shit do the comedy thing?
Thrice.
Fourskin
5
SEX?
She can have my penis. After seeing that picture of her it stopped working anyway.
“if you’re computer is acting funny”
you’re != your
or said another way
you’re your
or one more
you’re not doing it right, you should have used your
I wonder if they will give it a velvro penis.
VELCRO.
That thing looks like it would be fun to hit with a shovel.
“A report in the British Journal of Psychiatry said the suicide rate for people after a sex change is 1.9 percent. That’s 17,000 times higher than the suicide rate in the US.”
Knowing that Chaz already has a bigger penis than I do…and is merely getting it upgraded is almost enough to have me even the statistics a bit…
and since when did John Candy need a sex change to male?
Sweet!
Now all we need is for her to get paired up with David Spade in some buddy comedies.
I wouldn’t fuck Chastity Bono with Chastity Bono’s penis.
Oooooh! She’s attractive!
This gives me anti-wood.
My diet for today. Morning, skip first breakfast go with only Snickerdoodle coffee. Drink can of Dr. Pepper. Work has chick-fil-a. Eat chicken biscuit with egg & cheese. 30 minutes later, eat plain chicken biscuit. Drink a Coke. Late lunch, large pizza slice, pepperoni with black olive and onions. Eat large salad with creamy Italian dressing. Follow that up with another large pizza slice, meat lovers, sausage, pepperoni, breakfast bacon, & ham. More salad. Starbucks passion tea. What a day. Fist.
A strap-on would be less painful.
I would rather skull fuck Sonny Bono’s corpse.