I don’t like when Kim Kardashian does stuff like this because, well for one her shirt looked see-thru in the thumbnails and it’s not, but also because when she flaunts her chest I forget how annoying she is. If we had sex it would be aggressive grudge sex because I hate her, but at the same time I’d be in love with her big awesome tits (reminder HERE - with some NSFW playboy - in case you forgot). I’d have to bury my penis in hot sand for an hour just before we started to numb it if I wanted to last more than 30 seconds.
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I would skull fuck her.
I would stump fuck her with Paul McCarntnys ex.
I would anal rape her with Vern Troyer.
I would let her lick SuperBs juices from my cock.
“I’d have to bury my penis in hot sand for an hour every morning”
Point the first: A good idea as it should also properly sterilize the penis prior to spelunking her cavernous ass
Point the second: Given how responsive she is in bed, you’d get more movement from the shifting sand…and screaming…even if they’re your screams…
Point the third: Sand is a great exfoliator…
Would let her sisters fight for the right to rim me after a chili eating contest.
Sand has a personality.
Okay, the hot sand bit was funny…
And so was the anal Vern Troyer, Scum.
Hungover today Headly?
I’m bored with her. I’ve already seen her getting plowed and sucking dick so there’s nowhere to really go from there unless you have video of her murdering someone or stepping into a manhole.
CB007, I bored. What can you do for me?
Tito, a better question is what can YOU do for ME? I also am bored.
You know what they say about girls with big asses, they gotta have big glasses.
Headly! How was your birthday celebration? Full of strippers and booze I hope?
I think it’s an insult that we have to know who this person is.
Cod, like you wouldn’t believe. Hi CB! Bday celebration was good. No strippers…not pros anyway. Lots of booze and some good nudity. All in all, a success!
My keyboard is failing and I am about to hurl it out the window. I’m having to type like a troglodyte…well, more of a troglodyte than usual.
Did anybody else catch that she is wearing WHITE PANTS??? You know what that means don’t you, she wears white pants!! Anyone, anyone?
Pros are overrated anyways right? You want the silly drunk girls that take it all off for fun ;)
I am glad you had a good birthday! Mine is next month, plan on getting wasted, only happens a few times a year (getting wasted) so I am looking forward to it!
When was the birthday Headly, sorry I been MIA?
No great stories?