06.01.2009 Eminem looks happy - update

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Unless he magically learned how to act overnight, it would seem Eminem was not in on this joke. But it shouldn’t be a problem. If there’s one thing I know about the rap community, it’s that they love a good joke. They love to laugh, those guys. Especially if the joke is at their expense, in front of lots of lots of people. It’s cool. “Live and let live” is a saying you hear a lot in the rap world.

UPDATE - The new pictures don’t prove much, except that this chick with the big jugs should be my backup girlfriend.  Unless she’s there with that black guy.  I assume most minorities could beat me up, so I try to avoid confrontation if possible.  I’m sensible.

(image source = getty. full size jump = here)


(279) Comments

  1. Bio 05/31/2009 19:18

    SBC owns eminem

  2. Hackneed Fraise 05/31/2009 20:26

    Wow. Nothing could give Eminem more street cred than tea-bagging Bruno on live TV. It was very cool how he rolled with it and had a good laugh and didn’t storm out like a petulent wanker …

  3. halfbaked21 05/31/2009 20:42

    I’m pretty sure the last thing Eminem wanted to do at an award show was getting nuts shoved in his face by a gay angel.

  4. johnnyrust 05/31/2009 21:04

    do you tards really think Em wasnt in on it? really? this country is fuckin doomed….

  5. Reno Gruber 05/31/2009 21:06

    Eminem had a boner.

  6. Poopy Pants 05/31/2009 22:42

    johnnyrust, i just don’t see Eminem of all people to volunteer to have some guys nuts on his face. dropping the F-bomb on live TV several times and his body guards beating on Bruno probably is a good indication Eminem wasn’t in on it.

    Although the T-Bag aim from the ceiling was impeccable. And Eminem did remain in his seat as he watched Bruno’s assless chaps slowly descend him. Maybe another unsolved mystery…

  7. Arykz 05/31/2009 23:28

    No way that was fake.. too many safety precautions need to be taken with wires etc, plus it’s not like Em’s bodyguard’s are just gonna let some dude jump on him etc. Must be nice to believe in the shit MTV feeds you.

  8. lady garden 06/01/2009 00:22

    Next stop-Kanye West

  9. Bill03 06/01/2009 00:28

    I can’t imagine eminem was in on this stunt. No thug life black rapper would go for being tea-bagged on tv and since eminem is white and has to act extra black to be accepted into the thug life community he would never go along. He get’s major bitch points for this and will soon be dangled off a balcony by sug knight.

  10. The Mildly Tanned Knight 06/01/2009 01:26

    How can anyone be that naive? Eminem’s bodyguards didn’t “beat on” Cohen, they gently pushed him several times so he’d continue to swing over the audience. Cohen may be pretty brazen when it comes to his character, but going headfirst into someone’s lap (and possibly knee) is way beyond what a star is going to do. Eminem is trying to resuscitate his career, and there’s no way he’s too cool to not participate in something like this that will be the most watched thing on YouTube for days.

    Can we all stop believing what we watch on MTV now? Please?

  11. InandOut 06/01/2009 02:29

    Those weren’t his bodies gaurds for one lol… those were members from his group D12..and appeartly this was all nick cannons doing after he heard what eminem said about his wife mariah carey on his song bagpipes from baghdad

  12. Tito's Abdomen 06/01/2009 02:54

    Yeah, TV don’t lie, that’s for sure. If you believe this was real then I have a nice swamp in Asia you might want to consider buying!

  13. johnnyrust 06/01/2009 03:18

    “i just don’t see Eminem of all people to volunteer to have some guys nuts on his face. dropping the F-bomb on live TV several times and his body guards beating on Bruno probably is a good indication Eminem wasn’t in on it”

    beatdown? they were swinging him in a circle! and why would Em not volunteer? he obviously has a good sense of humor. this was almost as believable as the triumph incident, also from an mtv awards show. coincidence?

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 06/01/2009 05:13

    After reviewing the quality and nature of recent posts, I would venture to say that NPD is likely seething with jealousy bemoaning how he wasn’t sitting where Eminem was last night…

  15. RemSteale 06/01/2009 05:21

    There seem to be rather a lot more shots of Bruno’s thong than say, Megan Fox or virtually any other sexually attractive female.

    Although to be fair, Bruno landing on Slim was the only thing of any interest that happened at the MTV awards

  16. Watt(Power) 06/01/2009 05:22

    A POST ABOUT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS? WILL THE JONAS BROTHERS BE THERE? OMG OMG OMG OMGOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGO

    fuck you NPD.

  17. RemSteale 06/01/2009 05:23

    Now Bruno landing on the Jonas Brothers would also have been funny, although possibly gayer

  18. dirtydiane 06/01/2009 05:24

    so when will MTV file for bankruptcy?

  19. Lo Rider 06/01/2009 05:27

    Really it doesn’t matter whether Eminem was in on it or not. Cohen’s act is tired and he needs to go home. His 15 minutes are up. His jokes are as old and repetitive as Zzzzzombie’s posts. I hate to start the day off referencing TWO tired POS, but when the shoe fits…

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 06/01/2009 05:28

    “so when will MTV file for bankruptcy?”

    as regards new concepts, diane, they filed for bankruptcy years ago…

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