That living dead zombie and I agree; big tits really are awesome. I didn’t read the captions for these pictures from last night, but it would seem a haunted mummy was on some kind of killing spree (they sometimes rise up from their tombs to feed a hunger for revenge) but then Catherine Zeta Jones showed up with her breasts to save the day! Yaay, you did it!
(image source = wenn, splash and pcn. hq jump = here)
DECEPTIVE UPDATE - not really an update but whatever. A friend of mine does insurance for one of the big studios. When a movie is made she buys insurance on the actors and equipment and whatever. Obviously to do that she needs documentation on everyone. Real stuff, not the fakes they have made. Anyway, she said Jones is 12 years older than she claims. So, 51, and not 39 like her bio says. She looks pretty good for 51, but she’s standing next to George Washington - who should have died like 800 years ago - so that probably helps.
oh man those are NICCCCCE !!
I don’t get to say this often but I bet I can kick that guy’s ass.
When did she buy those?
Hey Z, NPD is giving you more love!
of course, i would hit it
michael douglas is a genius
Wow, Kirk Douglas is still going
Mmmmm Entrapment, I’ve loved her ever since.
dirtydiane - i bet yours are nicer prove me right…
there’s life in the old dog yet
She could entrap my member…..
DD - I second that
DD- I second your quote @7:11 that is
would you rather spend one night with her and goto prison for life on account of the acts performed on her night previous night, or bang paris hilton raw and contract everything that comes with the package
and here I thought Gene Rayburn had died…and seeing Catherine next to him, I know where he’d have his long, skinny microphone hidden…
evil: i bet you’re riiiiggghhhttt. i hope you have a vivid imagination….
“would you rather spend one night with her and goto prison for life on account of the acts performed on her night previous night, or bang paris hilton raw and contract everything that comes with the package”
i couldnt have said it better myself
I hate this woman. She’s how old? And she looks like THAT?
Does bathing in the blood of virgins work? Just wondering.
If she is really 51…..
…then my future is so bright I gotta wear shades…..
My key implicates me, her key implicates noone. It could’ve been lost or stolen… In any case, it won’t matter; because she won’t be around to explain it.
As Kirk himself likes to say
“Dem ipth tum gra(te) ih-eeth”
If you read stroke victim, you will totally agree with Kirk.
This way to hell.