Eyes up here, pervert

By brendon June 12, 2009 @ 7:01 AM

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That living dead zombie and I agree; big tits really are awesome. I didn’t read the captions for these pictures from last night, but it would seem a haunted mummy was on some kind of killing spree (they sometimes rise up from their tombs to feed a hunger for revenge) but then Catherine Zeta Jones showed up with her breasts to save the day! Yaay, you did it!

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DECEPTIVE UPDATE – not really an update but whatever. A friend of mine does insurance for one of the big studios. When a movie is made she buys insurance on the actors and equipment and whatever. Obviously to do that she needs documentation on everyone. Real stuff, not the fakes they have made. Anyway, she said Jones is 12 years older than she claims. So, 51, and not 39 like her bio says. She looks pretty good for 51, but she’s standing next to George Washington – who should have died like 800 years ago – so that probably helps.

wwtdd

(173) Comments

  1. evil deeds 06/12/2009 07:04

    oh man those are NICCCCCE !!

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/12/2009 07:09

    I don’t get to say this often but I bet I can kick that guy’s ass.

  3. RedRage 06/12/2009 07:10

    When did she buy those?

    Hey Z, NPD is giving you more love!

  4. herpes 06/12/2009 07:10

    of course, i would hit it

  5. dirtydiane 06/12/2009 07:11

    michael douglas is a genius

  6. RemSteale 06/12/2009 07:13

    Wow, Kirk Douglas is still going

  7. CB007 06/12/2009 07:14

    Mmmmm Entrapment, I’ve loved her ever since.

  8. evil deeds 06/12/2009 07:14

    dirtydiane – i bet yours are nicer prove me right…

  9. lady garden 06/12/2009 07:15

    there’s life in the old dog yet

  10. Let's Put the X in Socks 06/12/2009 07:15

    She could entrap my member…..

  11. T.I.T.S McCracken 06/12/2009 07:15

    DD – I second that

  12. T.I.T.S McCracken 06/12/2009 07:16

    DD- I second your quote @7:11 that is

  13. stubbleonthebox 06/12/2009 07:16

    would you rather spend one night with her and goto prison for life on account of the acts performed on her night previous night, or bang paris hilton raw and contract everything that comes with the package

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 06/12/2009 07:17

    and here I thought Gene Rayburn had died…and seeing Catherine next to him, I know where he’d have his long, skinny microphone hidden…

  15. dirtydiane 06/12/2009 07:18

    evil: i bet you’re riiiiggghhhttt. i hope you have a vivid imagination….

  16. evil deeds 06/12/2009 07:18

    “would you rather spend one night with her and goto prison for life on account of the acts performed on her night previous night, or bang paris hilton raw and contract everything that comes with the package”

    i couldnt have said it better myself

  17. Gwen 06/12/2009 07:18

    I hate this woman. She’s how old? And she looks like THAT?

    Does bathing in the blood of virgins work? Just wondering.

  18. Observer 06/12/2009 07:18

    If she is really 51…..

    …then my future is so bright I gotta wear shades…..

  19. Let's Put the X in Socks 06/12/2009 07:19

    My key implicates me, her key implicates noone. It could’ve been lost or stolen… In any case, it won’t matter; because she won’t be around to explain it.

  20. Lo 06/12/2009 07:19

    As Kirk himself likes to say

    “Dem ipth tum gra(te) ih-eeth”

    If you read stroke victim, you will totally agree with Kirk.

    This way to hell.

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