I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.
That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God. But whatever. I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!
BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE - at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.
(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 - guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving - and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)
Only the stupid die young…
I hope not DD…it sucks to see all these really classy hollywood icons of my day go when there are the stupid “look at me” reality tv bitches walking around
diane, I dunno…my gut tells me a wild card/unexpected third is due…and when my gut speaks, the ground and all-you-can-stomach buffets tremble…
“Only the stupid die young…”
I call BS on that…I’m still breathing at my advanced age…
“it sucks to see all these really classy hollywood icons of my day go when there are the stupid “look at me” reality tv bitches walking around”
B, sug, that is the reason why God in Her/His infinite wisdom gave us gun shows…
P.C. Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!?!?
well, i don’t want him to either…but he’s just as sick as she was. he hasn’t been seen in weeks and they cancelled his TV show. my guess is he’s bed-ridden and on pain management at this point.
i certainly wish someone like paris hilton would drive into a brick wall but i think she’s kinda like spam, tang, and cockroaches and just filthy enough to survive a nuclear holocaust.
RIP Farrah your nipples will be missed
I think Ted Kennedy is next…
I think that Paris’ vag could CAUSE a nuclear holocaust.
Courtney Love has to be next. Did you not see that picture of her yesterday? She may very well be dead already. Haven’t you bastards seen Weekend at Bernie’s?
Farrah did absolutly nothing for my cock. NOTHING, I say!
Ya know who I think is next? ALL OF YOOOOOUU!!!
::presses red button::
That’s because you only like men and underage Mexican girls Pepper.
North Korea is working on that DB.
::starts doing the math on whether overloading the new Arc Reactor at the factory will destroy the planet::
shit sucks man, they don’t make celebrities like they used to
Is it wrong that my Farrah poster is still in my bedroom as a teenager? It is really stuck on the wall.
HEY! It’s gettin slow again. Do I need to snap the image of me squatting over a mirror and uploading it as my avatar!?!?
Who all is in your pool DD?
*polishes rifle*