I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.
That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God. But whatever. I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!
BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE - at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.
(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 - guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving - and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)
DB, the only dumb question is the one you don’t ask. Like not asking the nice lady on the corner if she’s really a vice cop.
DB prolly calls nutting “skipping a brick” or some shit.
“Hold still. I wanna skip a brick off your forehead.”
If DTF had surgery to prevent himself from having any future kids, would that be considered a vasocktomy?
Sin, honest to God, I saw an ad a real estate agent used describing a new house one time where they mentioned not having to find any toenails in the carpet. Can’t remember if it was Leno or the internet or a catalog.
I’m all for a sexy female foot and whatnot, but that is some repugnant shit.
DB thats funny
theyll be dead soon…Fucking Kangaroos…lol
sock,
there’s more than toenails in that carpet.
have you been in a bitch’s room that’s under the age of 25 lately?
you’re gonna find used gift cards, charred pictures, yearbooks, shredded pages of yearbooks, scratched and broken cds, cat turds, an unused tube of vagisil, pieces of condom wrappers, drinking cups with mold all over them, plates, forks, bottles of liquor, coke straws,
and that’s just under the gigantic pile of motherfucking clothes in the corner. enough clothes for me to wear a different outfit every day without doing laundry til two thousand and fucking twelve.
not that i’m bitter about the hos my age.
WB, I remember that video from my Junior year in college. I’d recite all the goddamn lines from that.
“‘Bout that time, ay chaps?”
“……right’o”
Hahaha. Sad? Yes. Hilarious? Bet your ass!
lefty, i don’t know what kind of bitches you have in alabama, but as far as i’m concerned, that’s not the norm
and DB, i too have pretty much that whole video memorized. pathetic.
Good girl.
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BC_Qp_YMPCQ/Sjfn0r50-KI/AAAAAAAAEUw/mpXnjvK4rGE/s400/6373_02.jpg
sinds,
wanna fuck? i’ll vacuum and sweep afterwards.
Even better girl.
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BC_Qp_YMPCQ/SjZB7ZbB4XI/AAAAAAAAEPo/LomOOjtjfuk/s576/1217_03.jpg
will you cook too?
Lefty, if you hadn’t said “under the age of 25″, and replaced “yearbooks” with “printed transcripts of chats with Tengo”, I could totally picture that room as someone else’s.
I can cook
JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS PIC!?!?!?!?
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BC_Qp_YMPCQ/SjIjcPzuFsI/AAAAAAAAEF0/fcvIe7f7z0M/s640/1950_02.jpg
If it wasn’t lefty i think that was dirty talk for cleaning up the creampie
I found Pap Snipe and her huge honker!!!
http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/2009/06/girl-330.html
DB she needs to drink some serious cranberry juice!
what’s your specialty rem?