I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.
That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God. But whatever. I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!
BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE - at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.
(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 - guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving - and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)
Dirty, so does that mean you swallow?
Ok, fuck work, i don’t wanna work.
wow, lefty, i’m impressed.
let’s skip the dating and get married?
Put it this way; if DD didn’t shave…she’d look like she had Cousin It growing between her legs.
That would require the answer of wether or not sperm is kosher Pump
SinDs, what’s he got that a houseboat, a hot plate and a bucket of coronas can’t fill!?!?!?
Rem, so no uncut dicks you say?
Well certainly no dating pigs Pump
A little bird told me sperm was kosher
oh shit, DB, you’re heard that…?
it’s a toss up right now between the houseboat and a man who cooks and cleans!
sinds,
i’m gonna need a pic first. before i buy the ring. but as long as you like sex and your pussy’s not weathered worse than a 1984 farmer’s almanac, we’re good to go.
“i do.”
and i will. all night fucking long.
i hope i can add that in at my wedding.
No, my family is reform. So pork [paste] is ok. In fact, my mom makes some of the best sausage cream gravy this side of the Mississippi.
And yes, DB is correct…hair maintenance is a daily battle.
At the risk of attracting zombie’s comments, SinDs is very cute
I have a sausage which can shoot cream gravy. Pick me!
sausage cream gravy just sounds dirty…..
remmie, you are a sweetheart!
The last person I offered some sausage cream gravy politely declined.
db,
sorry to beat you on this one…but i own an actual house. on solid ground. with a carport. and a privacy fence in the backyard. and a cutesy shed that matches the house.
i guess i’ll have to marry the chick which could look like a wookie.
HEY! I cook! I cle…I cook!!!
Yeah, Sin is a hottie…def no Colfax hippie…