I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.
That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God. But whatever. I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!
BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE - at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.
(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 - guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving - and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)
Lefty….dude too much info…you need to take up a hobby like chess or killing rednecks…
ouch, sock, i have never talked about my sex life. hmmmppphhhh.
Wow, sock, that sounds so familiar…
RR, it’s true, i do have my favorites, but that’s not it.
Well what is it then?
Lefty, how many bottles of mouthwash did you go through after that? I’ve come close to giving myself pink eye but that’s it. Did you panic or laugh?
willie,
i know man. i’m working on a gameplan for tonight. can’t let that happen again. it was the lowest point of my single life so far.
redrage,
i laughed…i wanted to call a few friends and let them know about my achievement, but it was like 1:40 in the morning.
no mouthwash….it’s my jizz….not the neighbor. i brushed my teeth. ya know…just like a bitch that i gave a facial to earlier would for herself. i’m my bitch NOW.
Then could you now, Sin?
I think reverse cowgirl is totally overrated. Spooning is where it’s at.
hmmmm… i can’t figure out what could have gotten filtered…
RR, the answer is…twitter.
new thread
Is she still warm?
(see you guys in hell)
Wait, she can’t die….I was going to go to her wedding!!!
Grats on your death pool DD. Buy yourself somthin nice
The contest doesn’t end until Dec 31, Watt. But if I win, I will certainly buy something nice.
No Pepper, God doesn’t twitter. In fact he’s thinking about a do over on the 10 commandments and replacing 1 of the originals with “Thou shalt not Twitter”
A-fucking-men TITS. And all who disobey shall be cast into the wizard sleeves of Paleomiz’s withered cunt for eternity.
She’s dead.
“at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.”
not only that, but Letterman is killing Conan in the ratings…now *that’s* newsworthy!
Finally, my dream of having a threesome with her and Anna Nicole can finally come true!
(I better stop now before I begin to burn in hell as we speak)
Shoes I hope!
“Is she still warm?”
warm enough…and it looks like I’d not be the only one with rigor mortis…selectively located, of course…
swayze is next. these things come in 3’s remember…ed mcmahon, farrah and patrick will round it out.
Just don’t put it in her ass Deebs, you might get the cancer