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fuck you, beyonce

June 12, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on Will and Grace, she brought 75 assistants, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat. In 2005, Mariah Carey had her limo circle the block at 2:15am until her London hotel laid down a red carpet lined with white candles and rose pedals because she refused to walk on concrete. Neither one of them is the most annoying bitch in this story.

Beyonce Knowles reportedly took a caravan of cars to transport herself and her entourage across the street.
The singer, who was staying at the Madarin Oriental hotel in Hyde Park (London), left to go shopping at the famed Harvey Nichols department store.
Which is about 45 feet from her hotel.
Instead of walking across the street, Beyonce took two vehicles full of bodyguards and personal assistants to drive down the road and make a U-turn in order to be dropped off in front of the store.
(She) was given a 20-minute guided tour around the department store (then) took the same route back to the hotel.”

In Beyonces defense, she confused “Harvey Nichols” with “Tim Hortons”.  One is a department store, the other sells doughnuts.  So she needed cars with as much room as there is in her stomachs.  It’s also why the tour was only 20 minutes.  She asked “where are the doughnuts” twice, then “no really where are the doughnuts”, then “what do you mean there’s no doughnuts”, then she slumped to the ground and cried.  By then someone had gotten her doughnuts, and so there was really no point in sticking around any more.

NOTE – changed out the banner picture with one from the Daily Mail to show how close her hotel really is.

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