Literally dozens of fans have been left with nothing to do this evening since the announcement that Brett Michaels will not perform tonight in Myrtle Beach, because Sunday night he got demolished by the stage at the Tony Awards (video of that here, bigger damage pic and one more here and here). BrettMichaels.com - wait, what? - says…
“Unfortunately due injuries suffered at the Tony awards Sunday night, the Bret Michaels show scheduled for tonight in Myrtle Beach has been postponed and rescheduled for Thursday August 6th. Due to a large stage prop that struck Bret’s head further tests are being conducted on his head and spine. Bret Michaels solo tour dates will resume June 12th in Gadsden Alabama and will continue throughout the summer.”
Oh no. What will all those chubby, unloved 42-year-old women do now? They had their struggling-to-beat hearts set on this. They even cut the fingers off some new black leather gloves. Oh well. Looks like a few lucky kitty kats are getting some new scarves knit for them tonight!
Fist!!!!!!
That’s fuckin’ awesome!
Who?
Bret has never looked better…sad to say…
“jonah whatshisname prolly sweats french fry grease and tries to cover it up with stetson”
::marks “Stetson” off items to get at the drugstore later today…::
Fuck, I wouldn’t put those fingers in my mouth. Everyone knows where they’ve been.
i’m he sure he failed to mention that he was too drunk to see the prop coming down on his head.
try some visine next time before you take photos for evidence, bret.
From the last thread, before I go:
Yeah, but British and French TV have more sex, boobs and full frontal female nudity, so it kinda rounds out for the better Ohm
I saw a much better video of this than the one posted here a few days ago. It really is hilarious. Who knew Michaels was such a gifted physical comedian?
Banner pic: I tried out for Rock of Love and all I got was this herpes outbreak.
“Due to a large stage prop that struck Bret’s head”
Sorry Bret, I didn’t know you were standing there when I was swinging my penis around.
I had the perfect “I Saw Red” joke to follow that, DD.
Then I remembered that was Warrant, and realized I was the joke for knowing that shit.
I get worse cuts on my dick after whacking off 5 times in one day.
they did an interview on local radio with one of the chicks from the bus tour season of his dumb show just a couple weeks ago….she ripped him a new one, it was hilarious. they asked if he left the headband on during sex and she said ‘oh hell yea, it holds his weave in place’. funny shit.
Rem, that’s what the internet is for.
Yawn!!
Btw, where is Fussy? I have been waiting all week for her tit shot… she better not let me down, I even wore a skirt today to make it easier to finger myself once she posts them.
The inside of his lip is actually herpies
holy fuck! anyone seen the phil spector mug shot? that dude is a fahhh-reeeeek.
Too bad the accident didn’t paralyze him, I would totally watch The Rock of Love Wheelchair.
Massive I did hear that good news, should be great.