It must be nice to be an actor, because you get tons of money and you don’t really do anything. So you can just jet over to Hawaii any time you want. Like Hilary Duff did yesterday. I’d love to do that, but I’m way too important. I just had a meeting where the general stood in front of a giant map, took off his glasses and said, “Gentleman, we have less than 48 hours”. He then informed me that my actions would be disavowed if I were caught or captured.
(18 more bikini pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
She is built like a brick shithouse.
This site is putting it’s ass and nuts all up in our face. I think it’s time to go back to DOS.
So am I to believe that I am the only one here that would stuff this bitch’s croissant pouch full of hot sausage? Seriously??? Fuck, I’m beginning to feel like DB.
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::walks away humming “So Yesterday”::
I meant that as a compliment.
Zombie, it would be redundant of me to state my thoughts about how much (and how little) I would like to thoroughly disappoint practically every woman posted here…
Z, I would.
Feel better now?
Yes SuperB, thanks…. But wait, your sausage is detachable and/or battery operated, right?
::cringes at the mental image of a ballcap tucked low over a hidden face::
Vac-u-lock is where its at, babe! :)
And you should be proud, I have not even worn a ballcap for over a week. Somehow I have been getting more and more girlified…
what is it about this chick..she’s not fat, but not what i would consider skinny. She looks like she plays on a girls hockey team. That being said, she can prolly take some abuse in the sac. And by sac, i mean vagina.
I am very proud of you, SuperB… Besides, how else are guys going to be able to see your pretty face when you cruise by in the convertible unless your cap is off and your hair is blowing backwards in the wind?
Hillary’s kinda husky in a couple of those pics. Maybe she should get a different trainer to help her attain a more, um, feminine shape. Her tits are ok, or course, but the rest of her body just seems kinda, well, you know, BIG!
Wasn’t she someone’s primary competition back in the day? I forget who it was - maybe Lohan or Mandy Moore or Britney. Whatever, we need to see some phucking TITS!
ok go to the superficial site, and scroll down. Now come back here and scroll down. It appears as if fat penguin is short on writers/talent/stories today cause the two pages are fukking identical!
Lo, I wouldn’t say she is husky at all, just not a skinny girl. She has broad shoulders, so she is just bigger…..
/insert Pepper with a fat girl joke.
I think DB lost his phone and has been looking for it for a day or so…
Wb, he got a few day suspension from work…im sure he will be back and in rare form in no time
I’d rail this Disney whore with Zombie’s sausage as well.
Because, you know, I don’t want to make a mess out of my own penis.
i don’t really think she is that bad. why are girls supposed to be so god damn skinny all the time?!
Dirt, WWTDD always takes stories from The Superficial and other various sites. I noticed there is a Lilly Allen story on The Superficial so I would imagine it’ll be posted here later on in the day.
It also appears The Superficial updates its posts more frequently with less nonsensical commentary from the writer. All they are missing is avatars in the comment sections… if they had them I believe many fed up people here would migrate over.
“Wb, he got a few day suspension from work…im sure he will be back and in rare form in no time”
Sup, did DB jerk off way too much during work hours again?
“Whutda ya mean I don’t get paid to be a wanker? This whole company is about being a wanker!! And I’m the best there is!”
“i don’t really think she is that bad. why are girls supposed to be so god damn skinny all the time?!”
SinDs, she is fine just as she is…it’s just par for the course…give us steak, we scream for brisket…get brisket, want ribs…blah blah blah…