It must be nice to be an actor, because you get tons of money and you don’t really do anything. So you can just jet over to Hawaii any time you want. Like Hilary Duff did yesterday. I’d love to do that, but I’m way too important. I just had a meeting where the general stood in front of a giant map, took off his glasses and said, “Gentleman, we have less than 48 hours”. He then informed me that my actions would be disavowed if I were caught or captured.
(18 more bikini pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
Zombie, as much as i hate to do it, I agree.
She looks nice and healthy, like a woman SHOULD!!!! I like it.
I like my ladies frail and gaunt. This way they appreciate the dinner dates all that much more.
I like mine to shut the fuck up and make me a fucking turkey pot pie.
dirt, like courtney love style?
I said nothing about drug addicted talentless junkie waste’s of oxygen.
well then i do apologize, sir
Apparently the sun is hovering about 20 yards over Toronto right now, it’s so fucking hot that my farts are sticking to my sweat and following me around for a few minutes each. Perfect weather for the garbage strike going on here. Now they’re threatening a liquor store strike tonight. Can I borrow a gun B?
(p)rick, just think of all the ribs you can have when you win the lotto!
Fuck Canada.
I see the Pacific is rather cold this time of year…
Some girl here just got flowers sent to her by some suave douche she’s fucking. All the ladies are scampering around her cube asking her a million question about them. Ladies, does that shit really work that well?
Sure RR, I will put it in the mail, along with some fireworks, whiskey and C4…
If you want to fuck Canada tits, the pussy is the province of Quebec.
“(p)rick, just think of all the ribs you can have when you win the lotto!”
SinDs…once I get the twin miracles of financial and relationship freedom, I might actually want to live long enough to adopt better eating and exercise plans…and maybe watch a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade live without having all those wires attached to my sides…
Dirty, I am by far the LEAST girlie girl in the world, but I must say I love to fucking get flowers.
Guilty pleasure….they are a total waste of money and they die, but its the fact the guy knows that shit and STILL sends em to you.
“does that shit really work that well?”
DDM, you’d be surprised…maybe not “The Shocker” surprised…but at least slightly amazed…
B, I am surprised your office doesn’t double as a florist’s shop…
dirt…yes. pretty much. i’m a sucker for that shit.
(p)rick, i was thinking more along the lines of ribs in your analogy to women :P
Sup, send me your work address and I’ll send you some flowers. Normally I’d ask Zzzzombie since he seems to know everyone’s personal info, but it would mean more coming from you.