It must be nice to be an actor, because you get tons of money and you don’t really do anything. So you can just jet over to Hawaii any time you want. Like Hilary Duff did yesterday. I’d love to do that, but I’m way too important. I just had a meeting where the general stood in front of a giant map, took off his glasses and said, “Gentleman, we have less than 48 hours”. He then informed me that my actions would be disavowed if I were caught or captured.
(18 more bikini pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
SinDs…I figured as much…but self-deprecation is addicting…and it’d take more than money for me to attract ribs like that ;)
Guilty pleasure….they are a total waste of money and they die, but its the fact the guy knows that shit and STILL sends em to you.
I understand SuperB. It’s kinda like how I appreciate when ladies bring me a free 8-ball after I’ve pounded their insides real good. Sure the coke is a waste of money and the buzz is short-lived, but it’s the fact that the bitch knows that and STILL risks driving through the ghetto at 2AM for me.
Bitches love flowers. It’s a fact.
New post flower-sniffers.
Awww Lo. I would but I don’t think my “boss” would much like that.
Hey RedRage, just got back from the liquor store and it’s busier than Christmas time, so, stock up cuz I fear there’s gonna be rioting in the garbage strewn stinking streets of Toronto if that happens…
Id hit it
She should fly to my bedroom for her next vacation. There’ll be a lot more sex and it beats swimming around in the water by yourself.
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