I Heart Lily Allen, part 29

By brendon June 02, 2009 @ 11:54 AM


It’s not like Lily Allen looks amazing with her top off or anything, but she’s a big star and she lays out almost naked all the time.   She’s sold almost 4 million records, whereas Vanessa Hudgens never lays out almost naked and has sold less than 500,000 records.  Coincidence?  Probably, yes, but is Vanessa willing to take that chance.  She needs to think of her bikini top as a loaded gun, just waiting to murder her career.

(99) Comments

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    The_Geek_God_Testiclees 06/02/2009 11:55


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    The_Geek_God_Testiclees 06/02/2009 11:56

    PS not funny.. not even great tits… not even anything. I’m out!….

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    Mac-Daddy 06/02/2009 11:56

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm Still..NO TY

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    The_Geek_God_Testiclees 06/02/2009 11:57

    PS she made me feel good about my belly. Good Show Lilly good show.

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    Rick (with a silent P) 06/02/2009 12:01

    The definition for desperation…a bottle of lotion and a Lily Allen post…but then again, desperation and I are old friends…

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    Observer 06/02/2009 12:03

    I love Lily Allen’s cute little tits…

    ..and I especially love the fact that she puts them on display frequently without being a cunt about it like Sienna Miller…..

    Lily Allen DOES deserve to be WWTDD’s mascot…..

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    ohmwrecker 06/02/2009 12:04

    The one pic where her gut is blocked by that chair is pretty good, I guess . . .

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    Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/02/2009 12:05


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    Pottz 06/02/2009 12:05


    You’re 70 and married and your bitching about Lily Allen? You ARE in denial!

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    laxman 06/02/2009 12:05

    i think having part 29 officially makes her the mascot, observer

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    Mr. No Name 06/02/2009 12:06

    we finally get to see tits and we get this?
    who’s in charge around here?

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    snatch 06/02/2009 12:11

    she has fry bread for a belly

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    dirtydiane 06/02/2009 12:11

    ahwww, it almost feels back to normal round here.

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    SCUM 06/02/2009 12:11

    At least we didn’t see what Tengo did.

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    TheCreamFilling 06/02/2009 12:12

    man, u kind of get into this mode of thinking, visiting this site every day i mean, that ya, we’re just looking at celebrities, and it’s sumtimes hard to remember that at the core, you’re looking at a guy sitting in suv with the back window rolled partially down pointing a 600mm lens at girlies and taking pictures of them when they take off their clothes.

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    SinDs 06/02/2009 12:12

    well, now you know. only the old br3ndon would post this.

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    ohmwrecker 06/02/2009 12:12

    Puttz, I thought only gay dudes had gaydar . . . Oh, never mind.

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    Rick (with a silent P) 06/02/2009 12:13

    “she has fry bread for a belly”

    snatch, no fair combining food imagery and female imagery…I can’t take such double whammies…

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    SCUM 06/02/2009 12:13

    Is the chick in the first pic copping a nod or what?

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    Observer 06/02/2009 12:13


    You have just described one of mankind’s highest callings….

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