06.30.2009 “I’m a workaholic.”

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Not that it would make any more sense, but it really feels like these quotes are old. Nonetheless, various outlets are reporting today that, in a new interview with the British version of OK magazine, Lindsay Lohan says she’s the hardest working person she knows.  Oh but there’s more.  In fact, she loves working so much, she doesn’t even know what to do with her self when she’s not working.

“I am the hardest-working person I know. I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated.”
“I prefer to be making films. For most people - and for me, too - there’s something about going to the movies. It’s about being able to transform into different people and tell different stories.
“To be the person who’s on that screen, who can make someone feel better, or bring out more emotion in someone, makes me feel really blessed that I’m able to do that. It’s just about finding the right roles, but when the time is right, they will come.”

Okay … where am I? Is this earth? There’s no fuckin way I’m still on earth and the person I know as “Lindsay Lohan” just called herself, not just a hard worker mind you, but the hardest worker.


(181) Comments

  1. SsnakeOil 06/30/2009 19:19

    work=alc

  2. SsnakeOil 06/30/2009 19:22

    “creatively frustrated” = “cum-guzzling, faux-lesbian, coke-swilling, skinny-assed slut”

  3. SsnakeOil 06/30/2009 19:23

    roles=holes

  4. SsnakeOil 06/30/2009 19:26

    You’re welcome.

  5. Rokan 06/30/2009 19:29

    She looks like Raggedy Ann on heroin

  6. Massive's Treasure 06/30/2009 19:33

    Her freckled whore tits are working hard against gravity.

  7. Massive's Treasure 06/30/2009 19:37

    The question now is, where are CB’s tits.

  8. Stifuppernipple 06/30/2009 19:38

    My dogs arse is better looking than this bitch

  9. Rokan 06/30/2009 19:41

    Sup Massive,

    I think the hard work she’s talking about is fucking Sam Ronson with a strap on.

  10. pepper 06/30/2009 19:41

    I’d HIT IT!

  11. Massive's Treasure 06/30/2009 19:41

    “My dogs arse is better looking than this bitch”

    Stif, I think you meant to say “my bitch’s arse is better looking than this dog”.

    ZING!!!

    But you’re referring to your ostrich, correct?

  12. Silverback 06/30/2009 19:42

    Those cut offs are working hard at keeping her pug in check. Set it free Red, you know you want to.

  13. Massive's Treasure 06/30/2009 19:44

    How are you, Rokan? Did you kick CB’s fake tits to the curbs throughout the course of the day?

    .

    “I think the hard work she’s talking about is fucking Sam Ronson with a strap on.”

    AND swallowing Sam Ronson’s ejaculate, in which case would be her urine.

  14. Rokan 06/30/2009 19:48

    No, I am laying off of CB for a while.

    I did have a great day long bitch slap going with Potzz that ended in him turning into a “Fake Rokan,” which was hilarious in itself.
    He exposed several gay fantasies he’s been working on for a while.
    I thought it was pretty funny.

  15. Rokan 06/30/2009 19:49

    Tony!!!!

    Where the hell are you?

    Look what they did to me.

    Now I have to grow up all over again.

  16. Massive's Treasure 06/30/2009 19:53

    A fake Rokan? Wow, finally Rokan, now you can die happy :)

    Can you direct me to the pages of bitch-slapping Pottz and the appearance of the fake you? I can’t be that bothered going back through all those pages that I’ve yet to review.

  17. Massive's Treasure 06/30/2009 19:54

    I think Tony’s arc-reactor needed some LED replacements, since the light is getting dimmer.

  18. Komodo 06/30/2009 19:56

    Alcacocaholic.

  19. Rokan 06/30/2009 19:57

    Will do Massive. Now keep in mind that I turned into Fake “Fake Fat Old Elvis” and did the whole “Fist” deal to fuck with him, so when you read it you have to keep that in mind.

    Be right back

  20. pepper 06/30/2009 20:02

    Gee Rokan, at least we see you can keep yourself entertained.
    BORING!!!!!!!!
    YAWNNNN!
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

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