We’ve been teased with this possibility a hundred times before, but this might be the first time Megan Fox has publicly said she is no longer dating Brian Austin Green.
The Sun can reveal that Megan has dumped actor fiance BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN for the second time this year … The actress, in Berlin to promote Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, said: “I’m currently what you would call single I guess.”
Megan Fox is the most perfect looking anything ever, and I realize people already know that but it still isn’t being stressed as much as it should be. If this were the year 2300, Indiana Jones should be digging up golden idols that look like Megan Fox.
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Which past cast member of 90210 is next?
FUCK YEAH
Shannon Doherty would be good Red
Maybe she’ll let me touch her pink thing now…
“Which past cast member of 90210 is next?”
Shannen Doherty…
“The actress said: ‘I’m currently what you would call single I guess.’”
heard by guys (and girls) around the world…”I’m currently what you would call horny…”
Rem…our luck it’ll be Admiral Ackbar
What the is up with the writer unloading multiple posts in the AM? Ah well fuck it, I’m allowed one repost a week so here goes…
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Diane, that festival has the perfect line-up to kick back and get stoned to all day and night. I love shows where you can pitch a tent, enjoy a bunch of bands till they stop, party till dawn and maybe sleep a couple hours, then get back up and head straight to the stage area for some more jamming. Are you going?
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CodPiece, I was going to bet Rokan on the game Friday but unfortunately he didn’t show up before I left. There was only one Red Wings fan at the bar Friday night and he was sitting by himself glued to the TV. You should have seen the look on his face in the 3rd Period as the clock wound down.
Translation:
I have a boyfriend, but he’s so lucky to have me that I can blow other dudes in front of him and he’s okay with it.
“i’m what you would call a subhuman cunt…I guess.”
yea, Z…i’m prolly going with friends. tulsa is close enough that i could drive up and back on saturday if need be.
she needs to do a backroom facials episode and let the guy duct tape a bayonet on top his cock.
There’s really no other way to say it so I’m going to just come right out with it: I would love to rub one out and finish on her smooth thighs.
Z: Funny shit! Some sad sap at the bar I was at had his little RedWings jersey on (he even had his nickname on the back, what a tool). He was trying to pump everyone up by saying they were gonna not only shut out Pitt but beat them by 8. Last time I saw him he was sobbing in a corner as Bill Guerin was skating around the Cup.
yea, Z… i’m prolly going
with friendsalone so you’re welcome to join me if you like. tulsa is close enough thatiwe could drive up and back on saturdayif need bein time to roll around a little before you have to catch a flight back home.FIXED?
Megan is just the kind of girl you want to have around. I can imagine waking up in the morning to the warm summer sun and finding my cock is already in my mouth and she is looking up at me with those blue eyes. Also, she is offering me a sandwich.
Just another manic Monday…. Wish it was Sunday…. The bang her in the bum day…. wow o wow
JCVD… You wake up with your cock in your mouth?
if you find yourself in tulsa that weekend, i’ll be the one *without* the crinkled straw cowboy hat on.
That’s some fuckin power yoga JCVD….