“It’s an official split.”

This weeks version of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie break-up story comes from the National Enquirer, which I don’t like because they often get stuff like this right.  I liked it better back when they just talked about leprechauns robbing banks or some shit.

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.
“It’s an official split. They will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.
If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

Do those two really seem like they give a shit about money?  And they both work so much shared custody wouldn’t be much different than what they have now.  Hopefully that means this is bullshit.   If not Brads next girlfriend is gonna have an inferiority complex like the world has never seen.  Unless the new girls vagina is lined with vibrating studs and the softest mink, there’s no way she’s gonna be better than Angelina Jolie.