This weeks version of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie break-up story comes from the National Enquirer, which I don’t like because they often get stuff like this right. I liked it better back when they just talked about leprechauns robbing banks or some shit.
Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.
“It’s an official split. They will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.
If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.
Do those two really seem like they give a shit about money? And they both work so much shared custody wouldn’t be much different than what they have now. Hopefully that means this is bullshit. If not Brads next girlfriend is gonna have an inferiority complex like the world has never seen. Unless the new girls vagina is lined with vibrating studs and the softest mink, there’s no way she’s gonna be better than Angelina Jolie.
About time he dropped this rinsed out bag of bones….
He could do better….
Jon and Kate + 8 has less kids and a cuter hair-do
Honestly….
I’d let Angelina leave the red lipstick ring-around-my-cock……
…..and I’d brag about it….
Angelina looked good in Gia when she was letting Elizabeth Mitchell fist her….
I say go back to Aniston. Sure she’s about as crazy as a nut house, but she’s hotter and the crazy chicks do crazier shit in bed.
Does shared custody in a case like this mean one set of nannies leaves instructions for the other set?
Or do they just Youtube the kids favorite meals and the reading of Goodnight Moon?
…or is it “Goodnight Coon”….for the foreigners?
taking stories from the enquirer now??
and, who honestly gives a shit? i think they would both come out of a divorce JUST FINE! (pssst, brad, call me!)
SinDs! I may not be able to give you 16 pygmy kids, but we have our life on my houseboat and coronas to look forward to!!! F Brad Pitt!!!
i’d trade her in for the new model…aka Megan Fox
No opinion on this post Obs?
Um Angie looks creepy…
I guess that means they’ll be selling their place in the French Quarter. Hopefully he’ll go back to being a semi-normal guy like when he said, “I’m an actor. People don’t want to hear my political opinion”
This is bad news for us guys. Now that he’s back on the market, we all just took one step back in line! Har!
Unless its Minka Kelly… Rawr !
well shit DB! i can’t wait forever!!
Hi CB? How’s things today? Have you grown accustomed to the beatings and firebombings here yet?
Does this site still show nudity? It does. Doesn’t it?
No?
RedRage…..
….No…nothing…I don’t recognize either of these two…
…and I don’t watch enough reality TV….
…except for HBO’s “Real Sex”….
….and maybe some of the Cinemax stuff…
::makes hand to ears stupid phone motion::
CALL ME BRAD, CALL ME!
also re last post, Headly…try Tylenol Arthritis…for me it worked better than ibuprofin when I tore the shoulder.
Yea, CB. Headly’s got this whole tough love figured out!
::fires rubberband; hits Headly’s face::
SEE!!!
Chubb….
It showed the cute little tits of Lily Allen….the site’s mascot….
I am sure she is a fun fuck….and you don’t see those much anymore….