Jewel spent last week in the Bahamas with her husband the cowboy, and maybe it was all the kick-ass weed over there but she lightened the hell up just long enough to take a picture in a bikini (full size pic here) and then post it on twitter (here).
I’m sure someone like her finds it demeaning to get attention for her body because she’s such a class act, but if she insists on not going to the orthodontist she needs to do stuff like this. If you just saw her body you’d think you we’re looking at an ex-Playmate. If you just saw her teeth you’d think you we’re looking at something with paws and infested with ticks.
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i’m pretty sure deebs took one for the entire team already. it’s the least you can do to pay him back.
Exactly how long after eating re-fried beans would you build up the necessary pressure?
We are SO close to Idiocracy:
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that’s not Jewel. dumbasses.
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I’d eat creamed corn out of that bitches sore browneye
Jewel and my nuts could pass as a couple…
one of the most underrated female celebs. forget her snaggletooth, she is gorgeous and rocks a tight body. please God let her return to dancing with the starts this fall. and it’s mind blowing how ugly and goofy looking her husband is. talk about marrying down Jewel.
Her teeth (and body) are better than Kirsten Dunst’s any day of the week.
She’s hotttt. Not your average female. The teeth add character… she’d look like just another average lame piece of hollywood shit without them. I’ve orgasmed just from listening to her voice. Booyah
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Hmmm…of you squint out of one eye and close the other…she doesn’t look half bad in the pic. Doesn’t change the fact that she is still jewel though.
I’d knock the dust off that pussy!
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