Michaels father Joe Jackson held a press conference with the Rev. Al Sharpton today, and it was every bit the understated and dignified affair as that made it sound. Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them? You know it brother. Fox News says…
“After plugging his record company, Michael Jackson’s father Joe said in a press conference outside his home Monday that the family was planning a large public funeral for the deceased singer.
Joe Jackson says planning for a funeral will await a finding (from a) second autopsy to be conducted on the King of Pop’s body, which they said is already underway.
But Joe Jackson says the funeral will not be closed to the public, as his son would likely have wanted a similar type of service.”
Yeah, when I think about Michael Jackson over the past 20 years, that’s what I picture. Always out in public, in the middle of big crowds, happy as can be. He’d also want to charge those people to get in to the funeral. And he’d be really honored if you were to buy an I Was There t-shirt. And he would want the concession stand to have a sense of humor, so a small hot dog would be called a “Kids Wiener”, and the “price you have to pay” is 8 million dollars each. But a large hot dog is $4.50, so it’s just a joke. You can still get a hot dog at the funeral.
Good Point, Lucky.
I wouldn’t be half surprised to find out that Pepper had something to do with this.
He’s a bad monkey.
Lucky Bastard, the woman who was his wife has said that they are not his sperm.
Rokan, in my early years, I made sure they were all terminated….
Pepper.. how does that money grubbing whore know who’s sperm was in the test tube?
Your right Rokan, MJ was fond of monkeys …. Hmmmm..
Lucky, I don’t think she knows who the father is. She only stated that it was not MJ’s sperm.
I’m about to get booted from Facebook. Fucking people can’t take a joke or a put down!
“Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them?”
What a turrible thing to say about Al Sharpton.
“Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them?”
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I’m afraid that’s MJ turning purle from lack of oxygen.
Love it when guys over 40 wear earrings.
It means that they’re pirates. Dignified, classy pirates.
Wheres Tito?
“understated and dignified affair”
them there words do not exist when Rev Al is around
more like “overbroadcast and repugnant affair”
What time is it?
Its about that time, Tip.
Always is.
And speaking of time, Pepper. Its about time you explained your realtionships with Bubbles.
Just friends, my ass.
Rokan,
When Zombie pulls out of your dirty asshole, do you let him cum in your mouth or do you move your face?
How do you know my asshole is dirty, Pottz?
Is your mom talking about me again, Fuckbag?
So when did Reverend Al start speaking out for white guys? Hasn’t he seen Michael lately?
No, your dad was crying again and all I heard was something about you fucking your cousin Mike.
Poor guy. I told him he should have pulled out of that fat bitch when he had the chance.
That hot dog joke was 100% awesome.
So Pottz . . .
First you skuled around like a pussy all day, then you came up with these gems, then jumped back on to teach me a lesson.
Way to go, douchebag.
And by the way, my dad fucked my cousin “Mike,” first, so we all thought it was ok.