Michaels father Joe Jackson held a press conference with the Rev. Al Sharpton today, and it was every bit the understated and dignified affair as that made it sound. Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them? You know it brother. Fox News says…
“After plugging his record company, Michael Jackson’s father Joe said in a press conference outside his home Monday that the family was planning a large public funeral for the deceased singer.
Joe Jackson says planning for a funeral will await a finding (from a) second autopsy to be conducted on the King of Pop’s body, which they said is already underway.
But Joe Jackson says the funeral will not be closed to the public, as his son would likely have wanted a similar type of service.”
Yeah, when I think about Michael Jackson over the past 20 years, that’s what I picture. Always out in public, in the middle of big crowds, happy as can be. He’d also want to charge those people to get in to the funeral. And he’d be really honored if you were to buy an I Was There t-shirt. And he would want the concession stand to have a sense of humor, so a small hot dog would be called a “Kids Wiener”, and the “price you have to pay” is 8 million dollars each. But a large hot dog is $4.50, so it’s just a joke. You can still get a hot dog at the funeral.
That’s it?
You were making me laugh, Pottz! Don’t go away.
I want to hear more about my cousin Mike.
Come on back you poor, stupid bastard!!
yep rokan, cousins are OK in some regions of the US—i hope the ‘mike’ was short for ‘michaela’though…at least if it were me doing the f’ing
did you really expect the man to be sad his most famous child died? Michael & his siblings were never anything more than cash cows to him and he milked them for all he could (in between beatings, that is, which is why half of them are completely fucked up).
i’m sure he’s thrilled at the prospect of actually outliving him since now he’ll finally be able to cash in on all the millions he missed when Michael became a legal adult.
Vulcan,
You’ll have to ask Pottz.
He seems to have worked up some kind of gay fantasy that he wants to talk about.
I’m just trying to be a good listener.
It will indeed be interesting to see just how much money surfaces—-i bet there is more debt than anything—
Rok, I wonder…is that the accepted ’sign’ (i.e.your AVI) (e.g.american sign language) for that action? The veritable international F sign
Don’t know, VS It gets the point across though.
Angela seems bitter about Joe Jackson, doesn’t she?
negroes are almost cute when they are niglets.
well, not really.
You know what, Mr. Intolerant?
There’s nothing original or funny about being a racist.
Go fuck yourself.
nothing original about negro crime, failure, or excuses either.
Rokan, I find niglet jokes very funny.
Intolerant do you have any?
Watching Bashirs Interview tonight he is such a fucking MESS!
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why is it black people always fuck up majorly!
I had forgotten just how entertaining black folks could be.
Silverback, specially when they are scattered all over the desert in little pieces .
or in Jeffrey Dalmher’s case, his refrigerator.
Now, when did Joe Jackson turn black?
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http://tinyurl.com/5g2crz
if my eyes don’t decieve me, there’s something goin’ wrong round here
Really, black Joe Jackson looks delightful this evening.
I’m gonna smoke a bowl.
Who likes to get hight and be an irresponsible dad?