Michaels father Joe Jackson held a press conference with the Rev. Al Sharpton today, and it was every bit the understated and dignified affair as that made it sound. Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them? You know it brother. Fox News says…
“After plugging his record company, Michael Jackson’s father Joe said in a press conference outside his home Monday that the family was planning a large public funeral for the deceased singer.
Joe Jackson says planning for a funeral will await a finding (from a) second autopsy to be conducted on the King of Pop’s body, which they said is already underway.
But Joe Jackson says the funeral will not be closed to the public, as his son would likely have wanted a similar type of service.”
Yeah, when I think about Michael Jackson over the past 20 years, that’s what I picture. Always out in public, in the middle of big crowds, happy as can be. He’d also want to charge those people to get in to the funeral. And he’d be really honored if you were to buy an I Was There t-shirt. And he would want the concession stand to have a sense of humor, so a small hot dog would be called a “Kids Wiener”, and the “price you have to pay” is 8 million dollars each. But a large hot dog is $4.50, so it’s just a joke. You can still get a hot dog at the funeral.
Saul Alinsky is Barack Obama’s hero ..Thats why we can kiss our asses goodbye since this fuckhead is now in charge of this country.Now we are all going to give every dime we make to ACORN( Oh wait they just changed thier Logo again)what is it this time Barack?
Lucky bastard; I think its already on Ebay including Latoyas nose
anybody who thinks a black man who turned white complexion is still by any means a black man no matter how white the woman he has a baby with.Your DNA never changed.Check out Heidi Klum an Aryan bitch married to black african Seal their kids still has a trace of blackness i mean lots of blackness.Michael has to be at least 4rth generation half or one third white for his black blood to get watered down.
As far as i know the Jackson clan is still first generation after the “Missing link”
Joe is only devastated that he’s not in the will
Morning all.
I have the worst “fake” in the history of Durden.
No wonder MJ was so effed up- his father probably would have sold his son’s teeth if he thought it could bring in some $$$.
And seriously, could Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson be any more of attention whores? Between them and Heidi and Spencer, I’m not sure who’s worse.
“I have the worst “fake” in the history of Durden.”
Rokan…that’s what makes your fake the funniest yet…
A MAN ONCE SHIT HIS OWN ASS AT 30 PACES
Joe Jackson…a not so “Smooth Criminal”?
Crabbus…sorry you have to come back to this place after NPD has trashed it with sub-par posts…
(P) rick,
You’re right.
As near as I can tell,I think Pottz is also his own fake too.
He’s not very good at it is he?
WE CAN ALWAYS HAVE PSYCHEDELIC HEADSEX WHILE PEERING OUT OF PENIS-SHAPED SUBWAY CARS FOR A BETTER VIEW OF THE ASS
Whoever your fake is, Rokan, I’d say dude is as qualified to be a fake as Joe Jackson is to play Mike Brady in the remake of “The Brady Bunch”…
Joe/Mike: “Jan, what did Daddy tell you about leaving the milk out? Time for a beating…and an ass-raping…”
Its been 5 days, does anyone still care about this??
Rem
I’m afraid that the custody battle, funeral, and autopsies are going to give this some shelf life.
mylene, are you a DragQueen?
You look like one.
Custody Battle - Give them to the granny, their mother doesnt care anyway.
Funeral - Next to Elvis.
Autopsy - Murder One, the entourage realised that if he died before the 50 show stint at the O2 they would make more from record sales than they would after the inevitable failure of aforemetnioned show.
No more need for jacko stories, bring on the tits and ass
could it be? do my eyes deceive me…?
the return of crabbus?
*does happy dance*