Michaels father Joe Jackson held a press conference with the Rev. Al Sharpton today, and it was every bit the understated and dignified affair as that made it sound. Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them? You know it brother. Fox News says…
“After plugging his record company, Michael Jackson’s father Joe said in a press conference outside his home Monday that the family was planning a large public funeral for the deceased singer.
Joe Jackson says planning for a funeral will await a finding (from a) second autopsy to be conducted on the King of Pop’s body, which they said is already underway.
But Joe Jackson says the funeral will not be closed to the public, as his son would likely have wanted a similar type of service.”
Yeah, when I think about Michael Jackson over the past 20 years, that’s what I picture. Always out in public, in the middle of big crowds, happy as can be. He’d also want to charge those people to get in to the funeral. And he’d be really honored if you were to buy an I Was There t-shirt. And he would want the concession stand to have a sense of humor, so a small hot dog would be called a “Kids Wiener”, and the “price you have to pay” is 8 million dollars each. But a large hot dog is $4.50, so it’s just a joke. You can still get a hot dog at the funeral.
BONER
I wonder if Ranch Records will sponsor multi-city eulogies a la James Brown with CDs for sale afterward?
well, it’s gonna be a good day then.
and i hear daddy joe is out of the will. only momma and the kids get the loot. (or the lack of, rather). haha, your cash cow just gave you the finger from beyond the grave, gramps.
“your cash cow just gave you the finger from beyond the grave, gramps.”
diane, that’s because Daddy Joe gave all of his kids “the finger” when they were young…MJ just returned the favor…
You know Joe Jackson may be a slimy, child beating, over the top stage dad who is trying to profit off his son’s death, but I really like that song “Is She Really Going Out With Him?”
I’m curious why Al Sharpton is standing behind him defiantly at his appearances.
he sure has changed since “steppin out”
Al Sharpton came free with the purple gorilla rental.
ohm…”Look Sharp”…I think Joe is standing right. behind. you.
Look, A fake Crabbus!
Hey Ohm,
Did you see Pottz decided to fake me last night?
I bet that guy hasn’t got enough sense to beat off.
Subbarc isnt a fake Rohan, he is the mirror universe equivalent
Rokan…that’s no fake Crabbus…it’s the flip side…
Like Superman and Bizarro, Rokan…
Happy titty tuesday!
To give him some kind of legitimacy Subbarc, not that it will help, we all know he’s a scumbag
Then he has quite the stuffed animal posse.
Did I miss anything? I went on a big European vacation until the early part of June, then I’ve just been sort of waking up too late everyday to hit WWTDD…
Rokan, are you sure? I don’t think Puttz is smart enough to pull off a fake id.
He is gay enough to pull off a Vietnamese tranny hooker, however.
I thought Pottz was a Vietnamese tranny hooker??
How’s life crabbus/subbarc?
No, it was him, he got all bent out of shape cause I called him and ass-tampon yesterday.
Damn Watt!!!!
Those are nice tits!!