Michaels father Joe Jackson held a press conference with the Rev. Al Sharpton today, and it was every bit the understated and dignified affair as that made it sound. Is that a giant purple gorilla behind them? You know it brother. Fox News says…
“After plugging his record company, Michael Jackson’s father Joe said in a press conference outside his home Monday that the family was planning a large public funeral for the deceased singer.
Joe Jackson says planning for a funeral will await a finding (from a) second autopsy to be conducted on the King of Pop’s body, which they said is already underway.
But Joe Jackson says the funeral will not be closed to the public, as his son would likely have wanted a similar type of service.”
Yeah, when I think about Michael Jackson over the past 20 years, that’s what I picture. Always out in public, in the middle of big crowds, happy as can be. He’d also want to charge those people to get in to the funeral. And he’d be really honored if you were to buy an I Was There t-shirt. And he would want the concession stand to have a sense of humor, so a small hot dog would be called a “Kids Wiener”, and the “price you have to pay” is 8 million dollars each. But a large hot dog is $4.50, so it’s just a joke. You can still get a hot dog at the funeral.
Haha yeah, hey Watt. I’m not gonna solicit pity, but the girl I met in Europe (sort of my best friend for over a year; really close and talked hours a day) didn’t really want a relationship and sort of let me down rough about it, so I’ve just been feeling my way out of that. Looks like I’m not going to Europe next year :( FUCKASS
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I hope you are all aware that the moment Al Sharpton dies I will be looking for every joke at his expense. I’d probably smile after hearing about Sharpton dropping dead.
Damn, Pepper! She look like she could pick up a bowling ball with that thing!
Some nice boobs guys, thanks
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Screw the toe, ohm, what’s up with her right knee!!!???
And for Zombie; I know how much you love Eliza Dushku.
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Smartest dog in the world DB…
Old school boobs!
SHIT DAMN CUNT MOUSE WHORE SHOVEL BUTT!!
Is that Crabbus? On the day shift? Holy hell… How goes it?
Wow, retro porn, I used to love the old 70’s pics
Perfect timing DB… I think this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a fucking rottweiler.
LIKE A SHITASS BASTARD wait is it bad that I found naked Wendie Jo Sperber very arousing in Moving Violations
Billy Mayes dies of heart disease and Al -fucking- Sharpton is still alive!!!! That fat bastard won’t die.
I love all these ambulance chasers trying to reintegrate Michael into the black community post-mortem. Michael’s state of mind was to write Joe Jackson out of his will.
And Jackson only turned to Sharpton and his hoods when he was being charged as a pedophile.
This guy looks like Hooch.
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