In Hollywood it’s always the people who have achieved fame or a title for no particular reason who are prone to hissyfits and outbursts like Perez Sunday night. It’s hard to believe that he and Johnny Depp are even part of the same species, much less work in the same town. Radar says…
“Mohammed A . Sekhani — a veteran waiter at Chicago’s legendary steakhouse Gibsons — (said): ‘Johnny and his party arrived just after 11.30pm at the restaurant and requested a private room. He had visited our restaurant several times before while he was filming Public Enemies and he promised me that he would return after the premiere.
‘He was in good spirits throughout the evening chatting with Mr Mann and Miss Cotillard. He is a very soft spoken guy who is very charming and sweet – when I wait for him he doesn’t like to be too fussed over and is not in any way demanding.
‘He may be one of the most famous actors in the world but he is a very humble guy and a really cool dude. Obviously, I was delighted with his tip but he has always been very generous.’”
In a related story, Jennifer Lopez had her maid held underwater for three minutes because she didn’t fold her giant underwear the proper, extra-fancy way. Oh wait. I guess in hindsight the two stories aren’t really that similar.
Are you telling me that no where on the fucking planet there is someone showing tits or bush?
How can you manage to be this unfunny for this long?
Johnnie Depp is just phucking cool. I hate him and all cuz of the whole France thing, but he’s just damned cool and living the life.
“How can you manage to be this unfunny for this long?”
JCVD, you must be single…
He was in Chicago, Damnit! Gibsons is like three blocks from me.
He could have signed my memory book.
Rick - I feel sorry for you my good chum.
What do $4,000 dollars and a mouthy asshole on the internet have in common?
They’re both Just the Tip.
I disagree, (P)Rick! I’ve been married for over 20 years (to different ladies on the average of every 7 years, of course) and I’m one funny mother phucker! I think I owe a couple of my divorces to my sense of humor. But if they can’t take a joke, PHUCK ‘EM!
Women should tip ME after my purple head enters them.
Rokan I guess you’ll just have to start working a different corner!
Johnny doesn’t have to pay me in anything but oral sex, thank you very much.
Ride Lo!!!!
DD, how’s my account looking? If I’m not all paid up I can give you a call ;)
is your name johnny depp?
besides…you hate oklahoma, remember. ;)
Mony,
When you are fucking CB, do her balls get in the way?
I LOVE Oklahoma! Didn’t I mention that wife #2 was from OK? I love all that sweeping wind down the plain shit! The corn’s as high as an elephant’s eye, etc? The whole fringy surry thing? I LOVE THAT SHIT!
So when should I get there?
I hate it when guys hit on DD.
Its disgusting if you ask me.
Aww man, I gotta go take a huge Rokan again!
<——- Look what I found, Ro.
“I hate it when guys hit on DD.”
Rokan, I don’t hit on diane…she is not enamored of “fluffies”…once I hit the lottery, I will, however, recompense her well for acting as my yenta…
Sock,
Was that you, or did you steal that AVI.
Man, that guy sucked.
If you pull up Finkle’s maggot tit I’m gonna barf up a lung!