That headline and banner picture are just to screw with you by the way, because in the actual pictures of Kate Gosselin in a bikini walking around her yard today, she sort of looks like hell. I don’t even wanna think about her legs long enough to write something, and luckily I don’t have to because of that stupid hat. I wouldn’t care if the earth had 5 suns, there’s never a good enough reason for a girl to wear a hat like that. This is why guys divorce their wives. Because of that hat. No hot 20-year-old has ever worn that hat. It’s like Betsy Ross went to the beach, although even that sounds hotter than this looks.