06.25.2009 Kate Gosselin is hot

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That headline and banner picture are just to screw with you by the way, because in the actual pictures of Kate Gosselin in a bikini walking around her yard today, she sort of looks like hell. I don’t even wanna think about her legs long enough to write something, and luckily I don’t have to because of that stupid hat. I wouldn’t care if the earth had 5 suns, there’s never a good enough reason for a girl to wear a hat like that. This is why guys divorce their wives. Because of that hat. No hot 20-year-old has ever worn that hat. It’s like Betsy Ross went to the beach, although even that sounds hotter than this looks.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)


(39) Comments

  1. Andrew 06/25/2009 11:51

    She’s got a bangin’ rack, though

  2. Andrew 06/25/2009 11:53

    No other comments? Everyone still stuck on that perez douche?

  3. Tito's Appendix 06/25/2009 11:54

    She looks ok for a bitch with eight (?) kids. Not good per se, but ok.

  4. Fake FatOldElvis 06/25/2009 11:56

    Faust

  5. Ensocklopedia Britannica 06/25/2009 11:58

    I’d rather see her fucking hair than “Half-Pint” Ingalls Wilder’s hat.

  6. SinDs 06/25/2009 11:58

    it was definitely time for jon to upgrade.

  7. Sonia 06/25/2009 12:02

    Mami needs to do some squats!!

  8. Agent 87 06/25/2009 12:03

    Next story please.

  9. Squall 06/25/2009 12:04

    Her butt looks so sad and angry. Look at that frown. :(

  10. fukka diddle 06/25/2009 12:05

    her vagoogoo must look like a tractor inner tube after all those brats. wouldn’t mind giving her tits a coat of ball gravy, but then i’d have to follow up with a 12 gauge to the head.

  11. Rokan 06/25/2009 12:10

    What the fuck is going on around here?

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:11

    From the looks of her hat, I’d say Kunt is part Amish…from her personality, I’d say she’s all Shrewish…

  13. Ensocklopedia Britannica 06/25/2009 12:12

    Why in Holly Hobbie Hell am I looking at this bitch?

  14. Watt(Power) 06/25/2009 12:13

    Wow I was rockin out to james brown on the last thread

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 06/25/2009 12:13

    “Why in Holly Hobbie Hell am I looking at this bitch?”

    Knowing the enemy is the first step to eliminating the enemy…

  16. dirtydiane 06/25/2009 12:13

    I see underboob…

  17. Just the Tip 06/25/2009 12:14

    That hat looks like a Penis Head.

    That’s just all I got. Sorry folks.

  18. Rokan 06/25/2009 12:14

    I hate these fucking cunts who have all the plastic done to tighten up their tits and ass and faces, but are too fucking lazy to exercise.

    That, my friends, is a body that has never broke a sweat exept when she was emasculating her sorry ass pussy of a husband.

    But that’s just me.

  19. Just the Tip 06/25/2009 12:14

    Side Boob or Under Boob?

    I dig the under… if I gotta deal with just a teasing glimpse.

  20. Rokan 06/25/2009 12:16

    JTT,
    Does your penis head have a row of peppermint lifesavers around it too?

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