Stuff like that headline, or, oh, better yet, “This woman has 8 kids?!?!” is the kind of thing that would be here if this was Entertainment Tonight or People, or if it was the beginning of our journey to the land of make believe.
I’m sure tons of women would love to convince us Kate looks good because it lowers the bar for all of them, but she doesn’t. She looks like shit. That she had 8 kids is irrelevant. My penis is like a great white shark: it can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, it doesn’t care about explanations or excuses. Look at Denise Milani. She’s a girl, and she’s at the beach just like Kate. So why doesn’t Kate look like Denise? Is it laziness? Selfishness? It might be all that and more, but there are just as many Denise pictures as ones of Kate below, so hopefully this will help balance Kate’s monster-like appearance.
I don’t care what this bitch looks like now. The mental images of her stomach before the surgery would keep me limp no matter how good she was slobbing my cock.
Give me a fukin’ break. This is what I have to wake up to this morning ? Now my wood is totally gone. Sasha (Bruno) looked more appealing !
BTW what time zone are you in? Here in NY it’s 8:56. You must be on a floating log in the middle of the Pacific Ocean to be 4 hrs. behind us.
“I’m sure tons of women would love to convince us Kate looks good…but because she sold her kid’s lives to snag free plastic surgery for herself and hair plugs for her live-in maid/bitch, Jon, frankly, I hope that huge, flaming chunks of space debris obliterate this slag. Then next season could go on as “CPS + 8″ and Jon go on as the star of “Prison Bitch”…
What the hell, I’d hit it.
The last time the righter was in pussy was when his momma was trying to abort him. I would her make her Greek and Kate +6″
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I’d hit, but I wouldn’t like it.
The belly doesn’t bother me so much as her fat legs and calfs. That shit is gross. It’s like girls doen’t realize that they need to shave a couple of inches in circumference off their legs sometimes.
The ankle tat is classy too. At least 1 or 2 of the eight has stripping in their future. That’s what a dolphin jumping over a peace sign tattoo on the ankle will do to a kid.
Body aside, that miserable fukin’ MUG is enough to make anyone puke!
I think the point they are trying to make here is: Let’s pretend we have no clue who she is, and no idea about kids.
Since nearly 70% of the population is overweight and can’t look good in a bikini, the bitch ain’t bad!
If you saw her on the beach, you’d say…”I’d do her!”
Denise Milani is off my radar until she gets naked. She is completely useless otherwise.
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Kate minus Jon minus four plus my penis, that much I know.
I’ll need a rapelling harness, ropes, and a spotter, but i’d hit it.
Would love to break in her tight (padded)ass…man she’s so uptight i bet its a nice ride! Just lock her viet cong posse out and gimme an hour of her time…she’d need those sunglasses too because as the saying goes “swallow or its going in your eye!”
How is it that a chick with huge tits like Denise Milani still looks like a dude?!
This Kate cutie is a thick as the oak tree in my front yard.
….and less available to me.
Granted the above statement….
…I would gladly fuck her…..
she meets two of my most exacting criteria…
1.) She is female(ish)
2.) I like to fuck