06.23.2009 Kelly Clarkson is devastated

The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she’s told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap chimed in too.

Joe Rogan on Twitter:
PerezHilton talking about how he doesn’t like drama in his life after he called Will.I.Am a fag and got punched in the head made my day
Watch this, it makes you want to smack him.
3 He talks shit about people for a living and gets upset when karma rolls

Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes on Twitter:
PS. WILL.I.AM- 1, PEREZ-0, It’s about fucking time.
AAGH,I just watched him get his Chris Crocker on”I write drama about other peoples lives,I don’t want drama in mine”You got BOOM BOOM POW’D!
Violence is not the answer. Trust me, been through it. The fact is, not EVERYONE is going to take being called a vulgar expletive lightly.

Frankie Muniz on Twitter:
Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a FAGGOT right in his face and not expect to get hit?

John Mayer on Twitter:
Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

The guy who hit Perez is everyones new hero, but Jesus where did this guy learn to punch. He didn’t even give him a black eye. This is only sort of relevant but one time at Mardi Gras my buddy Joe punched a guy in the face so hard, the guy flew backwards and - as God as my witness this is true - the guys hat hung in the air for at least a full second and my buddy Randy caught it. Joe punched him so hard it was like he just vanished into thin air. It still stands as the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

(73) Comments

  1. Lo 06/23/2009 06:11

    No, Kelly Clarkson is FAT

  2. dirtydiane 06/23/2009 06:11

    i really hope that chez perez is on minute 14:57 of his allotted 15.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 06/23/2009 06:11

    and I thought it was humiliating enough when John Gayer ragged your ass…but Frankie Muniz and Kelly Clarkbar to boot??…ooohhh the shame of it all…lol…

  4. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/23/2009 06:13

    Fat bitch with no tits does not equal tits =|

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 06/23/2009 06:13

    Kelly would give her left arm to look as good as Fergie?? comedy gold!!

  6. Lo 06/23/2009 06:13

    I now wanna punch John Mayer for some reason. Maybe if I called him a fag. Wait, been done.

  7. Rokan 06/23/2009 06:14

    Not as long as we keep talking about him, DD. It may be that Durden makes the world go ’round.

  8. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:15

    John mayer is actually a pretty funny guy

    I am well trained in “never call a black man a faggot jitsu”. I have a black belt in it.

  9. Willie Beamin 06/23/2009 06:15

    its about time someone popped that shithead

  10. WhoIsThisGuy 06/23/2009 06:15

    boringggggggggggggggggggggggg

  11. Tito's Appendix 06/23/2009 06:16

    I think it’s time the guillotine is brought back.

  12. Lo 06/23/2009 06:16

    Frankie Muniz, Joe Rogan, dude I never heard of, and Mayer. Maybe Mayer’s career isn’t going so well after all!

  13. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/23/2009 06:17

    Rick - That is a lot of arm for not very much hot.

  14. Rokan 06/23/2009 06:18

    Here’s my contribution to Durden culture today.

    isshefilthy.blogspot.com

    Copycat of guess he muff, but with three ways and butt-plugs.

    I think I saw a Wookie on there last night.

  15. WhoIsThisGuy 06/23/2009 06:19

    Anymore sex tapes, vag flashes or nip-slips? I only care for celebriTITTY news here.

  16. WhoIsThisGuy 06/23/2009 06:20

    Rokan - Thank you!

  17. Willie Beamin 06/23/2009 06:20

    Kids WoW is canceled…funny stuff

    http://tinyurl.com/lhtkv4

  18. SinDs 06/23/2009 06:20

    i have to say that i actually enjoy john mayer’s sense of humor.

    and perez didn’t get near as much as he deserves.

  19. Lil'Yimmy Norton 06/23/2009 06:21

    “id give my left arm to look as amazing as Fergie.” -kelly clarkson. Fatso’s arm looks like a ham hung in an italian deli.

  20. cody 06/23/2009 06:21

    Mayer talking shit about krav maga…look, Mayer, I don’t hate your music, even though I should…but Frankie Muniz could kick your ass.

    Let’s Fight Club it Mayer, that could be fun.

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