06.23.2009 Kelly Clarkson is devastated

The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she’s told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap chimed in too.

Joe Rogan on Twitter:
PerezHilton talking about how he doesn’t like drama in his life after he called Will.I.Am a fag and got punched in the head made my day
Watch this, it makes you want to smack him.
3 He talks shit about people for a living and gets upset when karma rolls

Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes on Twitter:
PS. WILL.I.AM- 1, PEREZ-0, It’s about fucking time.
AAGH,I just watched him get his Chris Crocker on”I write drama about other peoples lives,I don’t want drama in mine”You got BOOM BOOM POW’D!
Violence is not the answer. Trust me, been through it. The fact is, not EVERYONE is going to take being called a vulgar expletive lightly.

Frankie Muniz on Twitter:
Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a FAGGOT right in his face and not expect to get hit?

John Mayer on Twitter:
Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

The guy who hit Perez is everyones new hero, but Jesus where did this guy learn to punch. He didn’t even give him a black eye. This is only sort of relevant but one time at Mardi Gras my buddy Joe punched a guy in the face so hard, the guy flew backwards and - as God as my witness this is true - the guys hat hung in the air for at least a full second and my buddy Randy caught it. Joe punched him so hard it was like he just vanished into thin air. It still stands as the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

(73) Comments

  1. dirtydiane 06/23/2009 06:22

    WB, I heard that yesterday on the radio and nearly crashed my car cuz I was laughing so hard. What a sad, pathetic life your kids lead if they get that upset over a goddamn computer video game. What the fuck ever happened to playing outside from sun up to sun down? Jeez…that’s all I ever did as a kid.

  2. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:24

    I need. Costanza under my desk today

  3. Willie Beamin 06/23/2009 06:24

    DD…funny video and during the middle of the tantrum the kid sticks his tv remote in his ass…that was weird

  4. Rokan 06/23/2009 06:24

    Girl #375 Bonus pic #1.

    By the time you’ve decided to shove a cucumber in your girls ass, do you really need the rubber?

    DD . . . any thoughts here, hon?

  5. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:24

    I need a Costanza under my desk today

  6. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:25

    Fuck my blackberry and fuck I’m tired

  7. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:26

    Cmon rokan link it buddy. We’re lazy

  8. dirtydiane 06/23/2009 06:27

    well, i can’t look at that site whilst working, rokan…but i’m gonna say maybe the prophylactic is purely preventive. let’s say the cuke happens to snap in half during said event (yikes!), you’ve at least got a way to get the whole thing out…? i dunno, i’m not a veggie in the ass kind of girl.

  9. Rokan 06/23/2009 06:27

    Watt,

    I’m confuced . . . Do you need a Costanza under your desk today, or not. I’m getting mixed signals.

  10. eattrn 06/23/2009 06:28

    I was amazed that she didn’t have to take a bite out of her doughnut during the interview.

  11. Zombie 06/23/2009 06:28

    FYI: Referring to Perez as “Peniz Hilton” over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is about as clever and humorous as calling Fergie “Fugly”.

  12. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:29

    I need a costansa aka a bed under my desk so I can sleep

  13. Rokan 06/23/2009 06:30

    “Confused,” Fucking Fuck!!!!

    DD, I want you to know, I would never stick a veggie in your ass. I respect you too much, and it would never fit, since my cock will already be in there.

  14. SuperB 06/23/2009 06:31

    Morning fuck nuts…..

  15. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:31

    Or calling someone remsqueal…

    Just saying pot, kettle, black…

  16. Watt(Power) 06/23/2009 06:32

    Howdy B how was the weekend?

    *tosses B a red bull*

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 06/23/2009 06:32

    “I was amazed that she didn’t have to take a bite out of her doughnut during the interview.”

    eattrn, that’s because she had a HFCS pump installed to ensure her blood sugar levels are essentially syrup…

  18. Zombie 06/23/2009 06:33

    Yes Watt, because I constantly do that every single time Rem is in the room. Oops, I meant Twat(Power)… damn I’m losing my touch.

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 06/23/2009 06:33

    “FYI: Referring to Perez as “Peniz Hilton” over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is about as clever and humorous as calling Fergie “Fugly”.”

    FYI: I don’t give a shit…

  20. Zombie 06/23/2009 06:36

    Oh I certainly didn’t think you did (P)rick. After all, you of all people here never wear anything out… particularly comments about being miserable, fat, ugly, married to a cunt, how much you love Adam Lambert, etc…

    Just sayin’.

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