The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she’s told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap chimed in too.
Joe Rogan on Twitter:
PerezHilton talking about how he doesn’t like drama in his life after he called Will.I.Am a fag and got punched in the head made my day
Watch this, it makes you want to smack him.
3 He talks shit about people for a living and gets upset when karma rolls
Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes on Twitter:
PS. WILL.I.AM- 1, PEREZ-0, It’s about fucking time.
AAGH,I just watched him get his Chris Crocker on”I write drama about other peoples lives,I don’t want drama in mine”You got BOOM BOOM POW’D!
Violence is not the answer. Trust me, been through it. The fact is, not EVERYONE is going to take being called a vulgar expletive lightly.
Frankie Muniz on Twitter:
Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a FAGGOT right in his face and not expect to get hit?
John Mayer on Twitter:
Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.
The guy who hit Perez is everyones new hero, but Jesus where did this guy learn to punch. He didn’t even give him a black eye. This is only sort of relevant but one time at Mardi Gras my buddy Joe punched a guy in the face so hard, the guy flew backwards and - as God as my witness this is true - the guys hat hung in the air for at least a full second and my buddy Randy caught it. Joe punched him so hard it was like he just vanished into thin air. It still stands as the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
Why couldn’t he have said this to Chris Brown? At the very least he would have gotten a black eye.
I like girls who wear Aberzombie and Bitch.
I am starting to think Kelly has some kind of thyroid thing….she’s more than just getting fat, it is like she is blowing the fuck up.
[...] out to Perez Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would Kelly Clarkson is devastated - wwtdd.com 06/23/2009 The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again [...]
He did bet a black eye
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A BLACK EYE PEA
Watt, I’ll give you a “tiny to the site, but that’s the best I can do from work. I have to look at this shit from my blackberry.
http://tinyurl.com/melfzx
GHN girl 595. Maybe its the Wookie in me, but I would munch that red carpet like a fucking 4th of July picnic. I’d be down on that shag so long you’d have to send a fucking search party for me.
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Nice one, Socks. You are a one-liner god. Seriously.
He “bet” a black eye, Watt?
I raise him a kick in the balls! :)
Nothing more entertaining than a self-hating homosexual.
Calling will.i.am a “faggot” because it was the worst thing Perez could think of at the time?
Yeah… nice.
Is thyroid a new candy bar?
Pie-roid problem.
Zombie,
This is turning into a Sausage-fest around here. The next time we get some new girls, let’s not chase them away so quickly.
CB, is the only new squirrel here in ages, and she doesn’t count . . . cause of her balls and all.
Deal, buddy?
“…cause of her balls and all.” made me laugh out loud.
Deal Rokan. I won’t intervene in your online fantasies about having sex with stock photos of a half-naked girl in an avatar on an account operated by a middle-aged hairy old man sitting at his computer jerking off to your lonely, pathetic, comments. They’re all yours fuckface! Enjoy.
new post, perez punchers
♫ cannnn you feeellll the looooveeee toniiinghghghtttt♫
anyways, who wins a chili dog eating contest Perez or Clarkson?
“middle-aged hairy old man sitting at his computer jerking off to your lonely, pathetic, comments” or middle-aged hairy old woman bouncing around between getting her Ph.D. being a DJ, and chatting with lonely, pathetic commenters on websites…
Tough choice…
Zombie,
You are a gentleman.
In all fairness, the only “middle-aged hairy old man sitting at his computer jerking off to your lonely, pathetic, comments,” that you can prove that I personally fantasized and beat the meat to was Brain Salido.
We broke it off a few months ago.
In my defense, I did think he was a “Frag Doll, bubble-wrap popping, 20 something chick who liked anal.” So there.
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