Lindsay is getting desperate

Lindsay Lohan has been seen leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Robson house a few times since they broke up last month, but they’ve never actually been seen together.   Apparently because Sam is faster than she looks.  The two are in London this week, or should I say Sam is London to work and Lindsay is in town because she’s crazy.  The Daily Mail says…

The actress spent last night shadowing her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around town after following her to London this week.
After a quick visit to Crystal nightclub in Oxford Street, the Mean Girls star stopped in at Bungalow 8 where the DJ just happened to be partying with her brother Mark Ronson and his girlfriend Josephine de La Baume.
Samantha, accompanied by her crew, made a sharp exit just minutes after Lindsay’s arrival and returned to her hotel.

Lindsay does have some party to host this week, and she arranged for Lauren Pope (the girl in the pictures) to DJ the event. Where is she getting her ideas to make the ex jealous, Olsen Twin movies?  Hiring an attractive replacement is step 1.  I guess step 2 will be to fake her own kidnapping, which means three days after Lindsay sends Sam the ransom video we’ll see Lindsay hopping up to Sams house with a red bandana loosely pulled across her mouth and her hands and feet wrapped in rope several times .  “It’s okay Sam, I escaped.  Oh my God you must have worried to death!”