06.05.2009 Lindsay is getting desperate

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Lindsay Lohan has been seen leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Robson house a few times since they broke up last month, but they’ve never actually been seen together.   Apparently because Sam is faster than she looks.  The two are in London this week, or should I say Sam is London to work and Lindsay is in town because she’s crazy.  The Daily Mail says…

The actress spent last night shadowing her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around town after following her to London this week.
After a quick visit to Crystal nightclub in Oxford Street, the Mean Girls star stopped in at Bungalow 8 where the DJ just happened to be partying with her brother Mark Ronson and his girlfriend Josephine de La Baume.
Samantha, accompanied by her crew, made a sharp exit just minutes after Lindsay’s arrival and returned to her hotel.

Lindsay does have some party to host this week, and she arranged for Lauren Pope (the girl in the pictures) to DJ the event. Where is she getting her ideas to make the ex jealous, Olsen Twin movies?  Hiring an attractive replacement is step 1.  I guess step 2 will be to fake her own kidnapping, which means three days after Lindsay sends Sam the ransom video we’ll see Lindsay hopping up to Sams house with a red bandana loosely pulled across her mouth and her hands and feet wrapped in rope several times .  “It’s okay Sam, I escaped.  Oh my God you must have worried to death!”


(85) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 06/05/2009 06:21

    Jesus Jumping Christ, this chick is amazingly hot. Look at them tits! Look at that ass! THOSE EYES! THE HAIR! THE…

    …son of a bitch, anyone gotta towel?

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 06/05/2009 06:22

    In the words of that outstanding songstress Beyonce, I guess Li-Ho got an upgrade, upgrade, upgrade…

  3. RemSteale 06/05/2009 06:24

    Okay, compliments to NPD for putting up pics of a hot girl instead of the ravaged wreck that LiLo has become

  4. The Immolating Tony Stark 06/05/2009 06:24

    That broad looks dumb.

  5. Willie Beamin 06/05/2009 06:24

    Those are some great LA Boobs

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/05/2009 06:24

    db, she’s 100% fake. fake hair, fake tits, fake tan, fake contacts, well the contacts are real. the list goes on..i doubt she’s a real dj either, unless you consider someone who pushes play on the ipod a dj..this bitch is a dime a dozen.

  7. RemSteale 06/05/2009 06:24

    I would hazard a guess that most people dont bed her for her intelligent conversation Tony

  8. DB's Treasure 06/05/2009 06:25

    Dirt, my penis cannot detect fake.

  9. DB's Treasure 06/05/2009 06:26

    Who exactly IS this blonde? Seriously, the only tags and names I see are LiLo and her tranny ex gf.

  10. The Immolating Tony Stark 06/05/2009 06:27

    You’re probably right Rem.

    But I prefer my women to be smart and that when I look into their eyes I can tell that there’s something going on behind them other than a hamster running in its wheel.

  11. RemSteale 06/05/2009 06:27

    She’s a WAG DB

  12. dirtydiane 06/05/2009 06:28

    what’s up with shmegel in the background on the left? is he fondling ben stiller’s nutsack?

  13. Zombie 06/05/2009 06:28

    I’m with Dirt on this one. The bitch looks like a fucking mannequin.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/05/2009 06:28

    tits, i agree. vacant generic blonds with bolt on tits no longer do it for me. Im tired of the pam anderson/ jenny mcarthy look.

  15. SinDs 06/05/2009 06:29

    i think she looks sorta plastic.

  16. yohnskull 06/05/2009 06:31

    Blonde hair blue eyes big tits and thighs,
    the kind of woman that would knock out most guys

  17. RemSteale 06/05/2009 06:31

    I can honestly say I have never dated a stupid woman, personality, intelligence and a sense of humour counts for a lot more Tony

  18. DB's Treasure 06/05/2009 06:32

    My wiener has been in worse things than mannequins, Zombie. I wouldn’t give a dame if this bitch had the words MADE IN CHINA melted under her foot. I’d club a gaggle of baby seals to throw this majestic hunk of plastic around the room naked.

  19. RedRage 06/05/2009 06:34

    Girl #523 needs to work a little fake into her life. The vagrino rain forest she’s sporting in nauseating. She needs to take some grooming tips from #524!

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