In April of 07, Lindsay Lohan was accused of stealing over 10,000 dollars in clothes and jewelry from model Lauren Hastings while Hastings was working in Europe and a mutual friend was house sitting (source). In August of that same year, she stole some clothes on loan from Louis Vuitton for an Elle magazine photo shoot (source). Seven months later she was photographed leaving a party wearing an 11,000 fur coat that didn’t belong to her (source). Okay so now try and guess where this story is headed…
Lindsay Lohan is at the center of a London police investigation in connection with the theft of jewelry from a magazine photo shoot. The actress was in the English capital recently, when she posed for an upcoming spread in fashion glossy Elle, according to sources. An insider (says), “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.” The jewelers realized the $45,000 (GBP30,000) worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted magazine bosses, who insisted they had no knowledge of what had become of the gems.
Let’s just fast forward two weeks when this international jewel thief is finally confronted by her nemesis at Interpol.
“Why do you think I took those rings?”
“You’re wearing one right now.”
(Lindsay quickly puts both hands behind her back, her shoulders begin to rock back and forth) “No I’m not.”
“Yes you are.”
“No I am not.”
“I saw it.”
“Oh really?”
“Yes.”
“Is that what you think?”
“Yes.”
“That I’m wearing one of the rings?”
“Yes.”
“Right now?”
“Yes.”
“A stolen ring?”
“Yes.”
“That I’m wearing a stolen ring? That’s what you think?”
“Yes.”
“Well … I’ve got … news for you … detective … because…
Lindsay pulls both hands from behind her back and holds them up.
“…I’m not even wearing a ring.”
The detective points to her hand.
“Yes you are.”
“Oh crap that was the wrong one.”
SEXY UPDATE - now with more freckled bony hotness, thx to the pic Lindsay put on twitter about an hour ago (full size here)
I’d still eat her freckled pussy…
Make it stop.
When is that LiLo porn coming out?
And Megan Fox is overrated.
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“you’re not the real writer for wwtdd”
“yes i am”
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“i like to repeat old jokes constantly, which i have obviously taken from previous posts”
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“ok, im not as funny as the original writer…”
Well, this isn’t a comedy website, and it never will be.
why was my comment censored?
Who killed the funny?
Well I mean she is a stupid useless whore and all, but In lindsey’s defence, well ya know….Tittys…..
And as we all know having large shapely supple breasts does grant you the right to a certain moral ambiguity.
I’m just sayin…
What a dumb whore… I think I’m gonna read the news about Megan Fox again where she said “I am single” the best news today I guess…
but Lindsay… if it turns out that I’ve no chance to hook up with Megan you’re welcome to suck my dick…
she looks like the poster child for albino anorexics.
This isn’t an argument - it is a series of contradictions- I paid for an Argument!
You know the best part about getting head from an anorexic/bulimic? No gag reflex! Yay for insecurity!
$50 to the first crackhead willing to kill her!
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you can take girl out of the trailer, but….
I DIGRESS, I WOULD STILL LET HER GIVE ME A BLUMPKIN