Her birthday isn’t until Thursday, but Lindsay is dumb as a rock so she held a party for herself this weekend in Vegas at Wet Republic inside the MGM.
Her career of course has hit the wall harder than Princess Di, so it was a good idea to have a party at a place where there were already 2000 people. It was this or the airport. Only like three of them were there for Lindsay. She changed outfits 5 times, perhaps to give the appearance of 5 different guests. She also wore some ridiculous blue contacts that looked like she got them at a Halloween store.
None of that worked of course, because she’s not even remotely sexy enough to stand out at Wet. Hotter ass was everywhere (1,2), even her sister. A pool in Vegas was a terrible idea. A senior center or the Special Olympics would have been smarter.
Flynet said, “She sipped Red Bull and vodka and entertained others by doing a Michael Jackson tribute dance.” Yeah, is that how it went? She “entertained” them? I’m willing to bet the people who sat through it would tell a different story. Or at least they will if they know what’s good for them. The slightest bit of encouragement and next time she’ll do more impressions, a piano recital and 10 minutes of stand-up.
(38 more pics here. hq jump here. source = getty, flynet, splash news online.)
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LATAAAAAAA
She should have died instead of Michael Jackson.At least Michael did something for charity.This Bitch is just wasting away space.
Please tell me she is turning 40 years old
Give her a bottle of scotch and a handgun, maybe she’ll get the hint and do us all a favour.
Fail.
“She sipped Red Bull and vodka and entertained others by doing a Michael Jackson tribute dance.”
Point the first: Just because people are laughing and pointing doesn’t mean one is actually entertaining anyone…
Point the second: To be more in line with Li-Ho’s past, shouldn’t she have held it at “Rehab”?
Point the third: Given her appearance, I know she had to have danced to “Thriller”…and she didn’t even need make-up to appear to be one of the undead…
Im not a fashion mogul by any such means…but i dont think its chic to buy your shoes from the clydesdale rack at the budweiser brewery…
Someone needs to buy her a US Air ticket home
the pic of her with the contacts:
the cold sore at the corner of her mouf is healing up nicely. stay classy, lindsay.
Move along folks…. nothing to see here.
I was really hoping this worthless piece of Hollywood over rated bullshit was going to be the 3rd member of the death tri-fecta..but no. Billy Mays dies instead.
I don’t think thats her sister.
“I was really hoping this worthless piece of Hollywood over rated bullshit was going to be the 3rd member of the death tri-fecta..but no. Billy Mays dies instead.”
good news! billy mays starts another death trifect, in which hohan could definitely play a role.
1st trifecta: ed mcmahon; ass cancer fawcett and michael jackhole.
2nd trifecta: billy mays; hohan and… tom cruise? (fingers firmly crossed…)
She’s a pretty hot piece of ass for a grandmother.
she makes my wookie penis sitff
lindsay’s legs look like someone had a mouthful of diarrhea and just motorboated it all over her thighs
Despite being a total mess, I do like the red cozzy. Just wish it was being modelled on someone attractive and stacked (obviously).