06.15.2009 Monday morning headlines

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WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - The Hangover is the first movie of the summer to be number 1 two weeks in a row, adding 33m to its 105m total.  Up was second with 30m (187m total), and Pelham 1 2 3 opened in one two third with 25m.  Hopefully Zach Galifianakis will now be the huge star he deserves to be.  It would also be terrific if this somehow led to Kate Beckinsale letting me nail her in the ass.   (source = Variety)

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - gave 1 million dollars to a children’s hospital in Pitts home state of Missouri.  The cancer center there will be renamed the Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center, in honor of Brads mom.  And the psyche ward, specializing in obsession and paranoid delusion, will be renamed in honor of Brads ex-wife.  Zing!   (e! online)

ANNA PAQUIN - went topless on last nights episode of True Blood.  And this time I can prove it.  Not like all those times before, when I would lie about having topless pictures of Anna Paquin on True Blood to sound like a big shot. (full size NSFW version here,  slightly brighter uhq copy here)

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  1. CodPiece 06/15/2009 05:45

    MmmMm Vamp titties.

  2. greenbeard 06/15/2009 05:48

    I believe the correct term is BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!1!

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/15/2009 05:48

    I’d like Anna Paquin to Sookie my cock with those big goofy lips of hers amirite?

  4. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 06/15/2009 05:50

    I’m Paquin something in my pants now…

  5. Fake FatOldElvis 06/15/2009 05:50

    More fang bangers. Fist.

  6. RemSteale 06/15/2009 05:52

    Its nice to see american tv can be grown up sometimes

  7. wwjdd 06/15/2009 05:56

    What did she have to go and show her tatas for? She just ruined her career and will never be in a movie again…

  8. Zombie 06/15/2009 05:57

    So what? She showed her tits AND ass a few episodes last season. Well at least the show’s writer knows what boosts ratings… and by ratings I mean a stiffy in my britches.

  9. Tito's Appendix 06/15/2009 05:59

    Little Rogue all grown up.

  10. RemSteale 06/15/2009 06:00

    The little girl from The Piano all growed up.
    At least she didnt turn out as creepy as that other child actress Snaggletooth…

  11. Zombie 06/15/2009 06:01

    Actually WWJDD, she has a new movie coming out this year plus is rumored to be casted in an additional 2 others not yet in production. I’d say baring her tatas hasn’t slowed her down a bit, you naive little shitbag.

  12. RemSteale 06/15/2009 06:02

    Showing your tats hasnt been bad for an actresses career since the 60’s

  13. Dr Drew 06/15/2009 06:03

    gives new definition to the term “having a cold one” with her banging a vampire

  14. Bella 06/15/2009 06:05

    Kate Winslet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Halle Berry…whatever happened to them??

    Too bad they showed their breastesses or they might’ve gone far in showbiz…*sigh*

  15. Zombie 06/15/2009 06:05

    Hey Rem, do you reside anywhere near Donington Park?

  16. RemSteale 06/15/2009 06:08

    No, its just outside Leicester Zombie, about 115 miles from here

  17. dirtydiane 06/15/2009 06:11

    all that money and still the gigantic diastema…jesus, get your fucking teeth fixed already.

  18. Watt(Power) 06/15/2009 06:13

    I agree DD

    This post should be called monday morning headlights!

  19. Zombie 06/15/2009 06:16

    Ah I see… The Download Festival was there all weekend with a ton of great bands. At that distance I take it you didn’t go… probably not your preferred genre(s) anyway.

    http://www.downloadfestival.co.uk/lineup/index.aspx

  20. Bella 06/15/2009 06:19

    There was some funny shit going on here this weekend….

    I gotta meet the FAKE CB007!! :)

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