KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing. In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.” Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg. Tom Crusingtonberg. Yes, yes that will do.” (source = us)
WILL SMITH - and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex. Well big deal so do I. Wait. Oh they probably mean with a partner. Never mind. I’m so lonely! (source - imdb)
MEGAN FOX - was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care. Look, tits! (source = new york daily news)
CRAPPY UPDATE - pics removed by request, for now.
Some of my guy friends were talking about Megan Fox, and I mentioned the fact that she always has about 10 lbs of makeup on her face. Their response?
“She has a face?”
i already had some sunchips, sock. the peppercorn ranch are tasty…but they don’t beat the garden salsa.
use Firefox
Brend0n,
You dirty fuck. I’m all for being a corporate whore, but quit putting shit in this goddamn system that fuck with us.
You just shit in my fucking Cheerios today you Douche-hole, donkey nutted, fuck-face!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhhh . . . . How do I load Firefox?
Better grab them now, DTF, before the stampede of middle aged whores make their way to the vending machine.
go to firefox.com and hit the big button that says “Download”, rokan.
From that banner pic, it appears she does have a face. And an extra chin.
I’d still eat the peanuts out of her she-ite.
Rokan…
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html
…hit “DOWNLOAD”, then follow the directions from there
Ya know what would be hot? A scratch and sniff sticker that smelled like the inside of DD’s hamper.
Alright. I just loaded Firefox.
Seems to have worked.
What’s with the SunChips obsession? I mean, they’re tasty and all, but…
i’ve been here too long…..
i remember the day these came out. we all bitched cuz she had a skinsuit on.
i hate this bitch. and all bitches like her.
Alright. It apparently still sucks.
This avi is zero help, you damn liars.
you sure about that, deebs? i’ve got some running gear in there and it’s been in the 90’s here lately.
Use Google Chrome. Much better than Firefox.
dd’s hamper probably smells like a clean hippie and a touch of ass from her panties. maybe even some period blood if she’s been “blessed” this week.
i’d go for a scratch and sniff on her g-spot though.
“come hither” and sniff would be more appropriate.
DD, keep describing. I’m almost done.
yes, because i like the ever-reaching arm of google peering into every aspect of my life….
i like google and all, don’t get me wrong…they just kind scare me, in that “The Net” kinda way.
any movie with sandra bullock is good. just because i know she looks like she’d be in a book club. but she could make your dick the house negro of her vagina.
just use you like a cheap dildo.
i wish i could buy her.
Google wants to know what kind of sick shit I look at?
Fine, as long as they continue helping me find juicy pics of tampon-eating.