06.16.2009 Morning headlines

EXCLUSIVE:  Megan Fox Gets Naked on Jennifers Body in BC (USA an

KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing.   In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.”  Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg.  Tom Crusingtonberg.  Yes, yes that will do.”  (source = us)

WILL SMITH - and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex.  Well big deal so do I.  Wait.  Oh they probably mean with a partner.  Never mind.  I’m so lonely!  (source - imdb)

MEGAN FOX - was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care.  Look, tits!   (source = new york daily news)

CRAPPY UPDATE - pics removed by request, for now.

(119) Comments

  1. Slaappy 06/16/2009 07:53

    I see you been got some videos up in the vending area DB

    http://tinyurl.com/mfha4e

  2. Pottz 06/16/2009 07:56

    Those of us in the know already use Firefox. IE is for shit.

  3. DB's Treasure 06/16/2009 07:57

    Slaappy - hilarious!

  4. DB's Treasure 06/16/2009 07:58

    Well…lunch time

  5. T.I.T.S McCracken 06/16/2009 07:58

    you sick bastards

  6. SuperB 06/16/2009 07:59

    Dd. Did you get any weather last night? There were two touchdowns like 10 mins from my house last, and we just got trees off our power lines…it was awesome I watched shit fly all over the place for about an hour last night..

  7. CodPiece 06/16/2009 08:00

    IE collects more information than any of the browsers. You would suprised to find out what the actually pull from IE. Chrome/Google pull the least amount of information and Firefox is just barely above them.

  8. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 08:01

    I actually don’t care for SunChips that much.

    Now, the new Hint of Jalapeno Tostitos? Awesome. They’re great with salsa or queso, and also good by themselves.

  9. Zombie 06/16/2009 08:02

    There were two touchdowns like 10 mins from my house last

    So did they kick the field goal afterwards or go for 2?

  10. dirtydiane 06/16/2009 08:03

    No, we had nothing here…but I saw that you guys got some decent stuff when I was on the NWS site last night.

  11. leftnutofjesus 06/16/2009 08:03

    supb,

    i’m waiting patiently on that system. it better head straight southeast. and bring a few hot bitches with it.

  12. leftnutofjesus 06/16/2009 08:04

    if there were trees on your powerlines….wouldn’t you be….out of power?

  13. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 08:04

    I can see DD grinding her own corn from her garden before a Super Bowl party to make some chips.

    Topless, of course, like the witches in Four Rooms.

  14. SuperB 06/16/2009 08:04

    My parents house is FUCKED…they had a stock trailer blow INTO a barn and like the chimney is GONE…

    I was lucky it was only trees here, but nothing like waking up to the sound of tornado sirens going off and thinking your dreaming. Most of the worst is like just south of where I am…

  15. ohmwrecker 06/16/2009 08:05

    I don’t really understand these Megan Fox pics . . . are they going to CGI some nipples post production?

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2009 08:05

    “it was awesome I watched shit fly all over the place for about an hour last night..”

    shoot, any time I want to see stuff like that, I just do something Mrs.(P) doesn’t like…

  17. SuperB 06/16/2009 08:06

    if I were at my house, yes..I would be lefty…

  18. CodPiece 06/16/2009 08:06

    Does Mrs.(P) pity the fool ???

  19. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 08:08

    That’s my biggest issue with tornadoes, aside from the death and destruction and whatnot - they always come at fucking night.

    a. I gotst to get my sleep on.

    b. I would like to actually see some of the destruction.

  20. dirtydiane 06/16/2009 08:08

    i didn’t plant corn, Finks…but my neighbors did (in the wrong spot, it’s not coming up).

    i’ll just bring the homemade salsa. ;)

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