KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing. In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.” Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg. Tom Crusingtonberg. Yes, yes that will do.” (source = us)
WILL SMITH - and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex. Well big deal so do I. Wait. Oh they probably mean with a partner. Never mind. I’m so lonely! (source - imdb)
MEGAN FOX - was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care. Look, tits! (source = new york daily news)
CRAPPY UPDATE - pics removed by request, for now.
“Does Mrs.(P) pity the fool ???”
Mrs. (P) has no pity…but I dodge rather well for an old fat man…
Whatcha gonna do when Mrs.(P) runs wild on you, brother!!?!
Me thinks Megan Fox is a mouth breathing mongoloid. I have a feeling she’s stupid. like paris hilton stupid. Chicks that are that hot and know it, 99% of the time are raging bitches.
“nothing like waking up to the sound of tornado sirens going off and thinking your dreaming”
The only sirens that go off where I live is when the beer store is closing and last call.
The last two times I was at my parents’ house the sirens went off. I had to carry my ancient, senile labrador into the basement. Then the power went out. That was not fun.
“Whatcha gonna do when Mrs.(P) runs wild on you, brother!!?!”
Like the Temptations, I “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” for my life…otherwise she might “snap into a fat (P)Rick” and not in a good way…ooooooooohhhh yeahhhhh!!
night tornados are actually not as numerous as daytime ones, but they are the most dangerous because you have to look for things like power flashes in the dark or wait for the lightning to see any kind of funnel or touchdown. bad news bears.
late afternoon is the magic period for ‘naders. after the sun’s been cooking the atmosphere all day. but they can happen any time of the day, and any day of the year. we’ve had them here in december and january.
What?
Megan Fox is smokin hot - but her nipples are weird! eew.
I usually think Megan Fox looks dirty. Like bad skin, fake tan, greasy dirty. However, she looks better after purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
ohm,
fuck the nipples. she’s in a skin suit. as long as they cut a slit at her slit, she’s ready to have a conversation.
personally, i’d like to see jada pinkett getting drilled on a 5 gallon bucket of floorwax by the fresh prince in a janitor’s closet.
there’s a pic of her with giant TOE on tmz today.
Hey Tony,
What do you think of the marketing guy’s new additions to the site.
Sweet, Google Chrome has its own corrections chimp.
Um, is T.I.T.S. McCracken not Tony Stark?
isn’t it sad when a chick can live with you for a year and make you so apathetic towards pussy that you don’t even RUSH to TMZ when reading the above?
it’s not that i don’t care to see it. i just don’t need a reminder of the misery a pussy can generate.
db,
you shoulda bought the fucking hooker weekend before last.
I don’t know about this “skin suit” shit. It just looks like something glued to her nipples . . . and a dirty diaper.
snap into a fat (P)Rick, ooooooooohhhh yeahhhhh!!
Fucking hillarious man.
All this new marketing crap on web sites is going to royally fuck things up.
I’m already having trouble with ESPN.com because of too many fucked up javascripts and flash ads.
And Internet Exploder 8 is not ready for prime time. That thing is a piece of shit.
I remember a time when websites used to give a fuck about adhering to the HTML standards. Now, the marketing jack holes are fucking things up.
I thought T.I.T.S. McCraken was Pepper.