KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing. In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.” Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg. Tom Crusingtonberg. Yes, yes that will do.” (source = us)
WILL SMITH - and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex. Well big deal so do I. Wait. Oh they probably mean with a partner. Never mind. I’m so lonely! (source - imdb)
MEGAN FOX - was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care. Look, tits! (source = new york daily news)
CRAPPY UPDATE - pics removed by request, for now.
TITS McCracken is not The I******** Tony Stark.
Hey Tony,
I just got a call from some chick in Beumont Texas. How close to hell is that? What should I expect from her?
i remember my calculus professor getting all excited about this new-fangled thing he wanted us to use to get our homework problems for the week…it was called Mosaic.
*sniffle sniffle*
Sweet, Google Chrome has its own corrections chimp.
Does he type “did you mean” in sarcastic red letters also?
Beaumont is down by the Gulf Coast, kind of close to Houston.
Didn’t Dirk Nowitski’s skanky ass girlfriend come from there?
i want someone to create a spell/grammar check program that screams at “stop writing like a teenage valley girl!!!!” at you.
corrections chimp = Dog the bounty hunter
“We’re gonna catch this worthless piece of shit motherfuckin’ motherfucker bastard-ass son of a bitch before he fucking fucks with any other bitches and fucks them over like he did those other fuckers. Alright, guys. Let’s pray….”
“I just got a call from some chick in Beaumont Texas. How close to hell is that? What should I expect from her?”
Tony, as a Houstonian, I’ll handle this one…
Rokan, you actually have to drive through Hell to get to Beaumont…it the third exit past Hell…Houston is further WSW…making it still worse than Hell…
What to expect from her? Three words…Urban Cowboy lives…
I don’t know. She had her mouth stuffed with a pair her own soiled panties and a ball-gag the last time I saw her.
We didn’t get around to where she was from.
oh, the irony….i am self-loathing.
Thanks (P) rick,
She sounded like a real gem, so I wondered.
“You a real cowboy?”
diane…welcome to Self-Loathers Anonymous…I’m (P)Rick, and I’m a self-loather…
Wow, you got some pictures of Megan Fox without her Marilyn Monroe tattoo…FAKE!!!!!!!
prick,
I lived in Victoria for a year. That’s the only way to get to Mexico on the gulf side of Texas. It’s the true Hell.
“She sounded like a real gem, so I wondered.”
Actually, Rokan, small-town ladies tend to be the keepers…at least throughout Texas and the Deep South anyway…
Self-loathing… I thought the stereotype was something else.
hey, chipper…it’s called makeup. they use it on movie sets to cover up tattoos. maybe you should read more comprehensively next time.
chipper,
they’re OVER a year old and she’s wearing a skin colored suit. why did i just waste my fucking time?
us regulars need to invest in a jizz cannon for assholes like that.
if we could all ejaculate at the same time…..
“I lived in Victoria for a year.”
lefty, then you’re assured of Heaven upon your death…if our government can figure out double jeopardy, I know God surely wouldn’t tolerate it either…
I see chipper needs a new nickname…I think Special K works…with emphasis on the “Special”…