06.16.2009 Morning headlines

EXCLUSIVE:  Megan Fox Gets Naked on Jennifers Body in BC (USA an

KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing.   In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.”  Then the source was asked his name, and he said, “Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom … Cru … Crew … Sing … Ton … Berg.  Tom Crusingtonberg.  Yes, yes that will do.”  (source = us)

WILL SMITH - and his wife Jada often sneak off during parties or pull over on the side of the road to have sex.  Well big deal so do I.  Wait.  Oh they probably mean with a partner.  Never mind.  I’m so lonely!  (source - imdb)

MEGAN FOX - was photographed topless on the set of Jennifers Body in May of last year, so I have no idea why the always great Daily News is making a big deal out of that today, but as it turns out I also don’t care.  Look, tits!   (source = new york daily news)

CRAPPY UPDATE - pics removed by request, for now.

(119) Comments

  1. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 08:34

    My son informed me last night that he liked his cookie to be soggy. Hard to keep a straight face.

    Thanks for ruining that moment for me, guys.

  2. ohmwrecker 06/16/2009 08:34

    You can see how the make up is partially washed off on her other stupid rib tattoo.

  3. ohmwrecker 06/16/2009 08:37

    Megan Fox is moving up with a bullet on my “hate fuck” list.

  4. ohmwrecker 06/16/2009 08:38

    If she told me not to cum on her face, I totally would.

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  6. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 08:39

    I’m about to go into Poolman mode with this shit….

  7. ohmwrecker 06/16/2009 08:40

    Jesus, Finkle. Couldn’t you just have linked that shit?

  8. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 08:42

    Did you catch my award-winning link from yesterday, ohm? I found a few of our avis on it.

    http://okfine.whatingods.name/1.html

  9. Rokan 06/16/2009 08:42

    Finks,

    I downloaded Google Chrome and opened up another window and its fine. I was having the same fucking shit fit over IE.

    Zombie, Did you think of my crying in my beer when the Penguins took the cup? My teams are getting to the finals, only to be outplayed.

  10. Rokan 06/16/2009 08:44

    Holy Shit, Finkle.

    Warn a guy before you throw that out there. I’m still scarred from Mr. Hands.

    I should know better by now.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2009 08:46

    new thread…and it has a worse entourage than Ms. Fox’s chest…

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  13. Willie Beamin 06/16/2009 09:18

    DB this link is for you…

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  14. boozer81 06/16/2009 09:29

    so let me get this straight? Its not nudity if you cover a 2 inch circle around your nipples? Sweet, so I can expose cock just so long as I cover the pee hole

  15. Raymond K. Hessel 06/16/2009 10:12

    Dammit!
    Why does Ms. Fox have to be so perfect?
    Now I’m gonna be “unavailable” for at least an hour.

  16. nny 06/16/2009 12:55

    every other post is about megan fox lol. good seo tactic i guess? or ur obsessed

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  18. your mom 06/16/2009 22:20

    Honestly… She is not as good looking as some porn whores who take it in the ass. And you can watch them do there work for free in the comfort of you own home.

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