06.03.2009 My life would suck without food

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(260) Comments

  1. RemSteale 06/03/2009 08:04

    Blimey, a new post already

  2. Texas Stunt Sock 06/03/2009 08:05

    At least it’s not Eminem.

  3. dirtydiane 06/03/2009 08:06

    did malichai back there just walk through kelly’s fart wall?

  4. RemSteale 06/03/2009 08:06

    Oh yeah, I understand “first” is obligatory

  5. BALLSY 06/03/2009 08:06

    My life would suck without getting sucked!

  6. ohmwrecker 06/03/2009 08:06

    I see she’s got herself an ugly buddy.

  7. SinDs 06/03/2009 08:07

    poor, poor kelly. she should have stayed a little bigger to begin with, instead of losing all that weight and ending up back here.

  8. RemSteale 06/03/2009 08:07

    How can you tell Ohm??

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/03/2009 08:07

    WTF is it post ugly/fat/cunty bitch day?

  10. ohmwrecker 06/03/2009 08:08

    The sad part is the other girl hangs out with Kelly to look thinner.

  11. RedRage 06/03/2009 08:08

    The girl in the back looks like she has a vacuum hose attached to the back of her head and it’s starting to suck her face through her skull. Imagine these rhinos at a buffet?

  12. Texas Stunt Sock 06/03/2009 08:08

    She’s actually got some pretty cute feet.

    Anybody got a butcher saw?

  13. DB's Treasure 06/03/2009 08:08

    Look, I’ll be honest…

    …I’d bang the stick of butter from this chubby’s shitter any day of the week.

  14. SinDs 06/03/2009 08:09

    wow, RR, good observation!

  15. ohmwrecker 06/03/2009 08:09

    Right on cue, DB. Good work, son.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/03/2009 08:10

    db really? i’d rather plow an ugly skinny poor girl then this cute, fat, rich chick.

  17. DB's Treasure 06/03/2009 08:10

    She definitely looks better than that sausage-filled trashbag walking behind her.

  18. CodPiece 06/03/2009 08:10

    If I were her, I wouldn’t have bought all those chins.

  19. dirtydiane 06/03/2009 08:10

    i’m pretty sure it’s a tie for who looks worse.

  20. ohmwrecker 06/03/2009 08:11

    Kelly recently had a threesome with Ben and Jerry.

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