Kristen Bell is already beloved by internet nerds, so you better believe they’re gonna cum in their pants when they see her in dorky glasses AND a bikini. Hot combination’s like that only happen in their fan fiction, like Batman with a light saber. And better gets betterer because of this, where yet again we see a flaw in bikini design. I don’t know much about fashion, but I think a good idea for a bikini would be a waterproof one.
(image source = splash news online and fame. and for the record this is Kristen yesterday in Hawaii with bf Dax Shepard. so if you have a notebook where you track Kristens whereabouts, that’s what you’ll write.)
06.19.2009 Nerd Alert! (update)
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NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ!!!
Fist, fuckers!
Dax Shepard is proof that you *can* sell your soul to the Devil…well, along with Damn Cock, that is…
I would wash DB’s socks and underwear to fuck this chick. By hand.
She’s okay, but Mila Kunis was much hotter in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“I would wash DB’s socks and underwear to fuck this chick by hand.”
What would you wash of DB’s to fuck her with your penis?
Where the piss are the god dam tits already!?!?!?!?!
i mean, really…who the fuck is this? do none of these people work?
Whoa whoa whoa, Rick. Are you asking DTF what he would was of mine using his root?
What’s up with the girls in the posts today having the bodies of 15 year old Vietnamese boys?
I dunno who she is but I would like to try and make babies with her.
diane, I ask you…do you *really* want Dax at work on another *comedy* film?
Im sorry but I think Dax is muy no bueno…he has that retarded bells paulsy look about him
“do none of these people work?”
I think they could ask the same thing about us, DD.
McGirk - Compared to the other bitch this chick has Pam ANderson’s tits. Compared to this bitch Pam has Dolly’s tits. Compared to Pam Dolly has…both deathstars on her chest.
I’m working today. And by “working”, I mean “going to shop for a new driver”.
somethin about the name “Dax” just pisses me off. It ranks up there with Bryce, Todd, and Toby.
You all can thank me later (SFW-sorta)
http://www.holytaco.com/wet-chicks
…I think Dax is funny. He was awesome in Without A Paddle.
Awww fuck yeah
DB, he sorta said he’d do your soiled linen to take this chick by hand…I figured he needed to up the ante for a more intimate request with her…
Sockin, I dunno if that was a golf reference, but I have a buddy who works for golf digest magazine and gets paid to fly all over the country playing golf and reviewing golf club and equipment.