Kristen Bell is already beloved by internet nerds, so you better believe they’re gonna cum in their pants when they see her in dorky glasses AND a bikini. Hot combination’s like that only happen in their fan fiction, like Batman with a light saber. And better gets betterer because of this, where yet again we see a flaw in bikini design. I don’t know much about fashion, but I think a good idea for a bikini would be a waterproof one.
SEXY UPDATE - 18 new pics on the other side
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and fame. and for the record this is Kristen yesterday in Hawaii with bf Dax Shepard. so if you have a notebook where you track Kristens whereabouts, that’s what you’ll write.)
Mcgirk right there with you… also add any name ending with aden (braden jaden kaiden) and anything ending in ane cook.
Douche.
Just letting you all know…
…I’m doing wash tonight. That includes my pit stained shirts, shit streaked underpants, and dork-starched socks….
…and my jeans. I’ve worn them all week and haven’t washed them in 10 days. You can hate all you want, ladies, but before your man settled down he lived like me. Possibly worse. Okay, maybe not worse…sometimes when I jack off I am so in the moment that I just stand up from my computer chair and brick onto the carpet…then rub it in with my bare foot.
“No, mom. You’re not walking on astro turf.”
DDM, what could possibly be nerdier than me in a pair of plaid knickers?
Why, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_golf , of course.
‘Nites! She’s down. Everyone undo your pants. You get 10 pumps each!
http://www.holytaco.com/thursday-afternoon-link-time-5
Did anyone watch this video?
sheep shearing….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAfGX7fKwHU
watch it yambags.
Alright, Geek, it was worth turning down my volume on Glenn Beck.
I smell a “Hills” post comming up, or maybe a Lauren Conrad and Spiedi post. Regardless, they both have the same stench.
db,
i always rub my cum into whatever i shoot it on. always have. most of my life has been spent living in my own cum-stains. i’ll die with a little dried up manjam encrusted on my belly.
hahahahah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deppIzXmmY4&NR=1
validation, bitches.
http://cmenbeautynow.com/Services.html
Holy Mother of Satan, you got 2 Twat Shots out of 12 pictures. This is a ratio I don’t think you have ever achieved before, Kudos to you! Something is going on here and I’m gonna get to the bottom of it……..something is definitely rotten in Denmark besides your mom’s teeth!
Got slow again. Goddamn it.
Can anyone back me up on this?
Shouldn’t the part that starts “Hot combination’s like that” actually be “Hot combinations like that” - the former is the possessive form and the latter is the plural.
db,
did you go to that website? they’re selling jizz packets to bitches to rub on their face for 400 bucks a month.
validating what i been saying for years.
my mayonnaise cannon is never wrong.
ton stark you are correct and pedantic.
stuff it-its Friday and the pubs calling-have a good one you buggers
leftnut, I saw that. Now if only I could figure how to sell my bottled mudd butt.
lady, you should shave your pubs.
http://www.instantrimshot.com
DB lol-i do!
Where the hell is Diane to tell DB that’s weak and he can do better?
Is she off eating a damn tofu burger?