Kristen Bell is already beloved by internet nerds, so you better believe they’re gonna cum in their pants when they see her in dorky glasses AND a bikini. Hot combination’s like that only happen in their fan fiction, like Batman with a light saber. And better gets betterer because of this, where yet again we see a flaw in bikini design. I don’t know much about fashion, but I think a good idea for a bikini would be a waterproof one.
SEXY UPDATE - 18 new pics on the other side
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and fame. and for the record this is Kristen yesterday in Hawaii with bf Dax Shepard. so if you have a notebook where you track Kristens whereabouts, that’s what you’ll write.)
I drink at my pub. I trim my pubes at home.
i’m here socks…but DB’s doing just fine. if you don’t think so, tell him yourself.
::throws web in DTF’s eyes::
HA! In yo’ face!
Row 1, pics 4-5…
Dax Shepard - World’s Ugliest Flotation Device…
DB, that was weak. You can do better.
cause she’s got a GREAT ass…
and I want to put my head all the way up it….
What’s for lunch?
“Now if only I could figure how to sell my bottled mudd butt.”
My marketing people have suggested it be sold as
Skat!
for that shit-eating grin…
Brown rice with veggies and shrimp and chicken Sock..it was DELISH
ok, attention denver area lurkers - i need someone to hook me up with clapton tickets for sunday!!
in other news, i kind of like dax shepard!
Okay, everyone say you ate a healthy lunch.
I ate an italian hoagie with extra meat, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
10 inch hoagie, too.
i haven’t had lunch yet…it’s only 11:30 here.
I’m still finishing my morning coffee….
“in other news, i kind of like dax shepard!”
(P)Rick’s SinDs Check List
SinDs - compassionate toward retards (and hopefully small dogs, too)…check
But its 12:40!
10 in hoagie makes me giggle…it could be the base of a dirty italian porn
yeah its only 11:30 but I got an early lunch time…booooo
I did a footlong from Subway last night. Somehow, they interpreted “extra cheese” as “everything”. (I can see it.)
I’m picking off all this lettuce and pickles and tomatoes and onions and black olives…
“10 in hoagie makes me giggle…it could be the base of a dirty italian porn”
Nintendo and the Mirisch Corporation would be upset over the title “They Call Me SUPER Mario”…