06.19.2009 Nerd Alert! (update)

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Kristen Bell is already beloved by internet nerds, so you better believe they’re gonna cum in their pants when they see her in dorky glasses AND a bikini. Hot combination’s like that only happen in their fan fiction, like Batman with a light saber. And better gets betterer because of this, where yet again we see a flaw in bikini design. I don’t know much about fashion, but I think a good idea for a bikini would be a waterproof one.

SEXY UPDATE - 18 new pics on the other side

(hq jump = here.  image source = splash news online and fame.  and for the record this is Kristen yesterday in Hawaii with bf Dax Shepard. so if you have a notebook where you track Kristens whereabouts, that’s what you’ll write.)


(104) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 06/19/2009 08:40

    But that’s the good stuff, DTF!

  2. SuperB 06/19/2009 08:41

    Sock, you sound like my daughter. Subway for her is ham, cheese, and bacon only. I love when they accidentally get veggies on there and shes scraping them off with the squished up “uckey” face

  3. Sockin' in the Free World 06/19/2009 08:42

    I ordered a damn sub, not a salad.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 06/19/2009 08:42

    In other news of the mind-boggling…

    “Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote a book on dating”

    That *has* to be a typo…especially considering how close the “d” and “e” keys are on a keyboard…

  5. KingCookie 06/19/2009 08:43

    OK dammit you guys already ate lunch…I’m still eating my Breakfast of Champions - Rockstar and a breakfast burrito from a taco truck.

  6. Nuts McCracken 06/19/2009 08:43

    i had a pastrami and corned beef sub with provolone, mayo, mustard and italian dressing
    and doritos

  7. Nuts McCracken 06/19/2009 08:44

    shaaaaaaart!

  8. SinDs 06/19/2009 08:46

    it really sucks when you guys talk about lunch and it’s only 1045 here! ugh!

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 06/19/2009 08:49

    SinDs, if we were to talk about all your sterling qualities, you’d probably call the police on us…again…

  10. SuperB 06/19/2009 08:50

    Doritos….nom nom nom

    I had the Baked Lays southwest ranch chips the other day….they could give sunchips a run for their money.

  11. SinDs 06/19/2009 08:51

    (p)rick you’re so sweet…i think you may be overestimating my qualities! ;)

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 06/19/2009 08:57

    SinDs, or you could be underestimating them :)

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 06/19/2009 08:59

    I guess NPD got a deal on that roll of film…jeez…

  14. dirtydiane 06/19/2009 09:02

    ok, kids…that’s my friday. i’m outta here! hope everyone has a good weekend and happy dad’s day to the sperm donors out there.

  15. SinDs 06/19/2009 09:04

    bye DD! have a good one!

  16. SuperB 06/19/2009 09:14

    damn….all the food talk and everyone rolled to lunch

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 06/19/2009 09:16

    “damn…all the food talk and everyone rolled to lunch”

    There’s classic (P)Rick self-deprecation in there, but I’m too lazy to type it…

  18. CodPiece 06/19/2009 09:16

    I need someone to bring me lunch. Too hot outside. I wish they had a good sushi delivery place ….

  19. SinDs 06/19/2009 09:17

    cod i was totally thinking the same thing! i kind of lose my appetite when it’s so hot

  20. SuperB 06/19/2009 09:20

    I love it to be hot….like 80-90 when it gets worse than that, it sucks tho…today here is hot but gonna rain so its sticky.

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