Kristen Bell is already beloved by internet nerds, so you better believe they’re gonna cum in their pants when they see her in dorky glasses AND a bikini. Hot combination’s like that only happen in their fan fiction, like Batman with a light saber. And better gets betterer because of this, where yet again we see a flaw in bikini design. I don’t know much about fashion, but I think a good idea for a bikini would be a waterproof one.
SEXY UPDATE - 18 new pics on the other side
(hq jump = here. image source = splash news online and fame. and for the record this is Kristen yesterday in Hawaii with bf Dax Shepard. so if you have a notebook where you track Kristens whereabouts, that’s what you’ll write.)
i just hate it when i have to sit inside all day :( i’d rather be getting drunk on a patio somewhere, enjoying the weather
hotter than 2 suirrels fucking in a wool sock here
Just another mild June day here in Houston…93 with a heat index of 98…I think I need to find where I put my jacket…
squirrels….
i keep mispelling everything and people are to figure out my true identity
“going” to
Ohh…looks like Tom Brady comepleted SOMETHING in the off season
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20286260,00.html
Ruined.
This photo leaves me strangely conflicted…(SFW)
http://tinyurl.com/lwn94h
P(R)ick, don’t be confused dude that’s the Thai tranny that Caradine killed himself about.
and in other news of the meaningless…and sit down for this one…it’s a shocker…and not in that one in the stink good way…
“Ricky Martin pretty much came out of the closet. Who knew a man with such rhythm would turn out to be gay? From UK tabloid Metro:
The Puerto Rican superstar concedes he is now one for the fellas in a new interview with Hispanic magazine TV Aqui. Pressed on his sexuality once again, daring Ricky said while he can still have fun the ladies he is now venturing into the men’s market to find his soul mate also. The 37-year-old revealed his heart could belong to a woman or a man.”
However, he conceded that his anus definitely was “stag only”…
Wow why am I so tired this morning?
chronic masturbation is nothing to take lightly Watt….
First Alan Lambert then Ricky Martin who’s next Pepper?
So “she bangs” is now “he bangs” (p)?
Watt…more like “he gets banged”…
My farts are so bad today I think I’m going to drive myself out of the offfce
is anyone actually shocked Ricky Martin is ghey? The overuse of hair gel had me sold a long time ago
B, I am shocked he claimed to like “the ladies”…unless that is code for transvestites…
Ricky Martin played that shit right. He knew nobody buy his shit if he said he was gay back in the day.
Now, he’s completely rich and it doesn’t matter.
ALL BECAUSE…..he didn’t come out of the closet at his peak.
That little theatre seat cumstain, Lambert, should have done a little historical research before telling everyone his asshole’s business.
let that be my last sober post of the day. i’m going to lunch.