06.24.2009 Nick Lachey got dumped

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Remember when Nick Lachey was considered really cool and you couldn’t go five minutes without hearing one of his hit songs on the radio? Yeah me neither, but for some reason that doofus is famous, and he somehow parlayed that into three years of sex with Vanessa Minnillo and, reportedly, a kiss on the cheek from Jessica Simpson. Alas…

“Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are over. A publicist for the actress and former MTV VJ confirmed to E! News that she and the 98 Degrees alum ‘have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another.’
Minnillo, 28, first hooked up with Lachey, 35, in 2006 after meeting during the shoot for his music video for ‘What’s Left of Me.’ She had just ended her three-year romance with New York Yankees star Derek Jeter, and he had just gotten divorced from singer Jessica Simpson.”

He shouldn’t even be upset.  He got three years.  He shouldn’t have gotten her phone number.  She’s way too hot for that dullard, with his follow-the-herd tattoos (these) and his sunken, string-beany chest (this). He had some heat when they first hooked up, but at some point she was bound to realize that the 1998 Miss Teen USA should be doin’ someone better than the guy boxing a kangaroo at Northshore Fords Summer Dealin’ Days.

(hq jump here.  story = e online.  pictures = splash news online)


(118) Comments

  1. RemSteale 06/24/2009 07:18

    Nice boobs

  2. ohmwrecker 06/24/2009 07:19

    Nice ass

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 06/24/2009 07:19

    Bitch was Miss Teen USA 1998 and still hasn’t done Playboy?? *Some*one needs a better agent and publicist…

  4. CB007 06/24/2009 07:19

    Nice boobs and ass, face, eh, not so much

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/24/2009 07:19

    i just noticed this site is giving us adds with links to celeb twitter accounts. WTF?

  6. Tito's Appendix 06/24/2009 07:21

    Nice … who are we talking about? Nick Lachey?

  7. dirtydiane 06/24/2009 07:21

    twitter can go fuck itself in its twitter-pated ass. i fucking hate that shit.

    and this chick bugs me for some reason…i can’t put my finger on it just yet.

  8. RemSteale 06/24/2009 07:22

    She does the schoolgirl look quite well:

    http://www.gunco.net/gallery/data/500/210vanessa_minnillo.jpeg

  9. pepper 06/24/2009 07:23

    I think I know where to put my finger…
    Hint, Last pic.

  10. Zombie 06/24/2009 07:23

    Who was that weirdass that used to comment here that was all gay for Ghostbusters?

    Wasn’t his name Buddygroove or something like that? The guy that claimed to be on house arrest?

  11. RemSteale 06/24/2009 07:24

    I think we all came to the same conclusion Pep

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/24/2009 07:24

    DD, I hate twitter. It’s fukking pointless. My friends girlfriend is all over twitter and perez’s bullshit site. I make fun of her relentlessly and tell her it’s for her own good.

  13. ohmwrecker 06/24/2009 07:25

    Mcgirk, this site is constantly running stories about celebrity Twitter accounts . . . where is your confusion stemming from?

  14. CB007 06/24/2009 07:26

    Rem, wow, she sure does, yummy.

  15. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/24/2009 07:27

    Rem - That is hardly her.

    She is more airbrush than human in that picture.

  16. Willie Beamin 06/24/2009 07:27

    yeah he had the Sperm avi…I dont know why that sticks out in my mind

  17. ohmwrecker 06/24/2009 07:27

    Yeah, Zombie. That’s it. House arrest my ass. When I was thirteen we called it “grounded”.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/24/2009 07:27

    well these days being a celebrity site, and posts based on celebs twitter accounts go hand in hand.

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 06/24/2009 07:28

    “She had just ended her three-year romance with New York Yankees star Derek Jeter”

    Some of Jeter’s other exes?

    Mariah Carey (singer, ex)
    Jessica Alba (ex)
    Jordana Brewster (actress, ex, dated in 2002)
    Lara Dutta (former Miss Universe, ex)
    Jessica Biel

    If dude performed on the field the way he does off it, dude would be DiMaggio, Ruth, Gehrig, Aaron, Robinson (everyone of them), Alou (ditto), and Bonds rolled into one…

  20. ohmwrecker 06/24/2009 07:29

    You know if you think the ads are stupid, uh . . . don’t click on them. Problem solved.

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