Remember when Nick Lachey was considered really cool and you couldn’t go five minutes without hearing one of his hit songs on the radio? Yeah me neither, but for some reason that doofus is famous, and he somehow parlayed that into three years of sex with Vanessa Minnillo and, reportedly, a kiss on the cheek from Jessica Simpson. Alas…
“Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are over. A publicist for the actress and former MTV VJ confirmed to E! News that she and the 98 Degrees alum ‘have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another.’
Minnillo, 28, first hooked up with Lachey, 35, in 2006 after meeting during the shoot for his music video for ‘What’s Left of Me.’ She had just ended her three-year romance with New York Yankees star Derek Jeter, and he had just gotten divorced from singer Jessica Simpson.”
He shouldn’t even be upset. He got three years. He shouldn’t have gotten her phone number. She’s way too hot for that dullard, with his follow-the-herd tattoos (these) and his sunken, string-beany chest (this). He had some heat when they first hooked up, but at some point she was bound to realize that the 1998 Miss Teen USA should be doin’ someone better than the guy boxing a kangaroo at Northshore Fords Summer Dealin’ Days.
(hq jump here. story = e online. pictures = splash news online)
I’m still not sure what Twitter is. I hear about it all the time, but meh. I don’t care enough to learn more.
Minillo irritates me because she’s famous for no reason. Like Paris without blonde hair and blue wonky eyes.
“and this chick bugs me for some reason…”
diane, maybe the Samoan “wrassler” face she sports?
Where the old pics of her naked and shit in Mexico? She had full bush and all, I wanna see them but the posts aren’t tagged anymore I guess?
Fuck the Yankees!
http://mcsearcher.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/keeley1361280×1024.jpg
Mmmmmm… she is still not hotter than Keeley as a school girl, even with all of her airbushing.
Something about this chick’s face disturbs the everliving shit out of me. I’d take a pudgy Jessica Simpson over this Philippines prisspot anyday.
here’s what irks me about twitter and the like…when did it become ok to:
1) let people in on every aspect of your life? i really don’t need to know that you’re about to take a dump.
and 2) stop actually communicating with people face-to-face? are we so ashamed of ourselves we can no longer look people in the eye when we speak to them?
“rook eye! arrways rook eye!!”
I personally think anyone who would let Jeter bang them needs a good waterboard.
Twitter makes people dumb.
Funny how there’s a post with another asian girl….???
Shit. If schoolgirls looked like that, I would be notifying the neighbors of my whereabouts.
To hell with email, to hell with cell phones and FUCK EVERYONE!
Rem, you bastard! Why did you bring that up?
::cue lefty::
i’m right there with you on her face, z. it’s irritating as hell. all i gotta say is, bitch better make up for it by sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.
“Twitter makes people dumb.”
Too late.
dd. I agree. They claim it’s a “social networking” site that helps people communicate. I thought that’s what the phone did for us about a hundred fukking years ago. Twitter just satisfies the need for people who think they are important, to feel important.
Twitter is okay as long as you pick and choose.
Sign up to follow the Guardian, or Stephen Fry or Warren Ellis and you might learn something.
Follow Ashton Kutcher or Miley Cyrus and you only have yourself to blame.
Rem, there is nothing ok about twitter.
This chick has great tits, but she kind of looks like a dirty mexican to me.
Zombie saying “prisspot” is the funniest thing I’ve read today.