Remember when Nick Lachey was considered really cool and you couldn’t go five minutes without hearing one of his hit songs on the radio? Yeah me neither, but for some reason that doofus is famous, and he somehow parlayed that into three years of sex with Vanessa Minnillo and, reportedly, a kiss on the cheek from Jessica Simpson. Alas…
“Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are over. A publicist for the actress and former MTV VJ confirmed to E! News that she and the 98 Degrees alum ‘have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another.’
Minnillo, 28, first hooked up with Lachey, 35, in 2006 after meeting during the shoot for his music video for ‘What’s Left of Me.’ She had just ended her three-year romance with New York Yankees star Derek Jeter, and he had just gotten divorced from singer Jessica Simpson.”
He shouldn’t even be upset. He got three years. He shouldn’t have gotten her phone number. She’s way too hot for that dullard, with his follow-the-herd tattoos (these) and his sunken, string-beany chest (this). He had some heat when they first hooked up, but at some point she was bound to realize that the 1998 Miss Teen USA should be doin’ someone better than the guy boxing a kangaroo at Northshore Fords Summer Dealin’ Days.
(hq jump here. story = e online. pictures = splash news online)
Hi Tony,
You seem good today.
Actually McGirk, do they not state that it is a waste of time on their site?
I seem to recall seeing that when I was forced to sign up for work.
She is an actress? Never, ever heard of her. What did she star in? “Rider on a Dead Horse” “A Man called Horse” “Ugly Bags of Mostly Water”?
I’ve never had an Asian girl, but everyone seems down on them
Are their pussy’s fishy or something?
She was in Fantastic 4 number 2 and Disaster Movie.
Not exactly what you would call an actual actress…
I am not “down on” Asian girls. I will “go down” on one, though. They are delightful, but you will be horny again in an hour.
There is nothing wrong with asian girls, apart from the desire to have another one half an hour later
Rem, give me back my brain!
“‘have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another.’”
Translation? “I got tired of his sorry, moping ass, and he got tired of my fucking other guys in our bed while he was trying to sleep”…
Curses, foiled again by Ohm
If a girl with big boobs works at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work?
Ihop.
Where does a girl with no teeth work?
Denny’s
speaking of hot asian girls
what ever happened to Kobe Tai?
Where do 4 old ladies with 6 teeth between them work?
Waffle House
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg?
Irene
DD, I did Yoga for the first time last night, please tell me it gets easier, my legs were trembling for the whole 2nd half of the class and today, walking in heels, wow.
CB - Sounds like a lack of sex to me.
If your sexual encounters are not preparing you for yoga…you are doing it wrong.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy
of course it gets easier, if you stick with it. you should also practice at home. the problem with taking a class is that they move from one pose to another somewhat too quickly and so it’s difficult to really get deep into the pose.
for example: i’ll spend 15-20 minutes on downward dog by itself, particularly if my hammies are really tight. by the time i am done, my feet are flat on the floor, i’m all nice and stretched out. it’s really the only way to actually master a pose.
downward doggy……
schwing!