06.24.2009 Nick Lachey got dumped

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Remember when Nick Lachey was considered really cool and you couldn’t go five minutes without hearing one of his hit songs on the radio? Yeah me neither, but for some reason that doofus is famous, and he somehow parlayed that into three years of sex with Vanessa Minnillo and, reportedly, a kiss on the cheek from Jessica Simpson. Alas…

“Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are over. A publicist for the actress and former MTV VJ confirmed to E! News that she and the 98 Degrees alum ‘have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another.’
Minnillo, 28, first hooked up with Lachey, 35, in 2006 after meeting during the shoot for his music video for ‘What’s Left of Me.’ She had just ended her three-year romance with New York Yankees star Derek Jeter, and he had just gotten divorced from singer Jessica Simpson.”

He shouldn’t even be upset.  He got three years.  He shouldn’t have gotten her phone number.  She’s way too hot for that dullard, with his follow-the-herd tattoos (these) and his sunken, string-beany chest (this). He had some heat when they first hooked up, but at some point she was bound to realize that the 1998 Miss Teen USA should be doin’ someone better than the guy boxing a kangaroo at Northshore Fords Summer Dealin’ Days.

(hq jump here.  story = e online.  pictures = splash news online)


(118) Comments

  1. dirtydiane 06/24/2009 08:18

    uhmmm…no, rem. but thanks. i don’t click links on here while i’m at work. even if you all say they are sfw…nothing personal.

  2. Watt(Power) 06/24/2009 08:19

    Huh huh. She said downward dog…

    Heh heh yeah! Downward doggy style. BOOOIOIOIOIOIOING….

  3. RemSteale 06/24/2009 08:21

    Mine definitely is, its an aol health page

  4. CB007 06/24/2009 08:26

    DD, I noticed that, I would just start to feel the tension releasing in a position and we’d move on to another one so quickly. It was a 90 minute class but went very fast. And for the record, I have very active sex and Yoga kicked my ass. My upper body strength is not great which made a lot of the poses very difficult. It is not for pansy’s and I def didn’t expect it to be so intense. Now, the options that this could introduce into sex, that I can see…

  5. Rokan 06/24/2009 08:27

    I can’t click on them either, DD.

    I can look at guess her muff on my blackberry, but that’s about all. Not enough resolution to identify the flavor of yogurt in 601 biscuit.

    We all have our crosses to bear.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 06/24/2009 08:27

    diane, while I am not surprised at the flexibility you have gained from yoga, right now, (P)Rick + Yoga = Hospital stay + Traction…not the type of math equation one would want to see on an SAT…

  7. CB007 06/24/2009 08:27

    “CB, did you find out what type of Yogurt?”

    Pepper, please restate your question…

  8. Rokan 06/24/2009 08:28

    CB,

    Were there other men in the class or just you?

  9. CB007 06/24/2009 08:28

    3 others Rokan

  10. Watt(Power) 06/24/2009 08:31

    My back is sore. DOWNWARD DOG

  11. SomeoneluvsU 06/24/2009 08:32

    What a pair of boobs.
    (and of course I meant LaDouche and Perez)

  12. SomeoneluvsU 06/24/2009 08:36

    Milano > Minnillo

    Exhibit “A” for the prosecution -
    http://tinyurl.com/5ypa9a

  13. Zombie 06/24/2009 08:42

    SomeoneluvsU, that’s the best evidence you could find to back your case? Amateur.

    http://tinyurl.com/nurpxt

  14. pepper 06/24/2009 08:43

    since the theme is Asians, here is one NSFW
    just skip to 4:45. In this scene we have Rokan and a young slanted slut.
    .
    .
    http://tinyurl.com/klrf8b

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/24/2009 08:43

    nice Zombie, and dem is the real one too.

  16. pepper 06/24/2009 08:43

    CB, what kind of YOGA!

  17. Watt(Power) 06/24/2009 08:47

    Dammit Z nsfw!

  18. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/24/2009 08:50

    Sure hope NPD doesn’t burn himself out!

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 06/24/2009 08:51

    More useless information from a scientific study…

    “How can a hypnotist paralyze your hand just with words? By making a part of your brain butt in on the process that normally makes your hand move, a study says.”

    Hell, Mrs. (P) paralyzes my hand every time she asks me what I’m doing in the bathroom…

  20. Rokan 06/24/2009 08:53

    Pepper,

    Just tell me what you put in my coffee this morning, you little hooligan!

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